Kill That Two-Headed Monster

I don't know what this dick could possibly be good for after he cut it up and whatever other fucked up shit he did to it, so he might as well nail it to a board. Hell, set that monstrosity on fire and stab it with a screwdriver while your at it.

37 Comments
  • tgarner October 12, 2011

    That's not what they meant by two heads are better than one, dumbass!

    +7
  • massiveballs October 12, 2011

    go fuck yourself cock sucker.......at the same time

    +6
  • coonboy October 12, 2011

    That must have been one of the biggest cockheads at one time, congrats on fucking that up.

    +2
  • boredshitless October 12, 2011

    i have a 12 gauge mossberg pump shotgun loaded with 3/4 slugs that i would gladly lend to any person nearby that stupid fucker!

    +3
  • willylickaball October 12, 2011

    ^^^Hell I thought you had shot him and mounted the trophy on the wall.

    +4
  • godbluff October 12, 2011

    WHY, OH FUCKIN WHY, DOES THIS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE WHITE DUDES? ARE WE REALLY THIS FUCKIN MENTAL?

    +3
  • crkrbob October 12, 2011

    That is one fucked up Cock

    +2
  • athrun2021 October 12, 2011

    people that do this should be shot on the spot

    +1
  • ludenlasivius October 12, 2011

    You go on and wait three days; I don't think that thing's gonna rise from the dead and save your soul.

    +2
  • mrmexicano October 12, 2011

    jesus thats fake right please tell me thats fake

    +0
  • yeayeayea October 12, 2011

    FUcking stupid SHIT!! Good fuckin GOD!!!

    +1
  • frankdrebin October 12, 2011

    one in the pink, one in the stink... which side cums? that's a surprise

    +1
  • scdtrd October 12, 2011

    Why?

    +1
  • downunder69 October 12, 2011

    he has a split personality

    +2
  • hatemail October 12, 2011

    Inbreeding. Evolution

    +1
  • lenny9651 October 12, 2011

    this is the shit that happens when a guy can't get layed on a regular basis

    +0
  • bigjoke October 12, 2011

    Genital warts?

    +3
  • drugs-and-hugs October 12, 2011

    fagget

    +0
  • thederp October 12, 2011

    i don't like the looks of him. he looks two faced.

    +2
  • rockinron October 12, 2011

    please god can you give this guy an brain anyourism thanks so very much. amen

    -4
  • cthulu October 12, 2011

    ...and all I still see if your nasty wart. Try again.

    +2
  • the_argus October 12, 2011

    Just cut it off and be done with this absurdity.

    +0
  • grinder October 12, 2011

    nomosexual

    +2
  • fc420 October 12, 2011

    Blonde has issues like a motherfucker!

    +1
  • ouch October 12, 2011

    Lightfighter you forgot to write CS on your dick you fucking dumb ass

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi October 12, 2011

    Here's a scary question: did this guy do this himself, or did he have a professional slice his dick?

    +0
  • fiercepierce October 12, 2011

    Take these stupid fucks out of the gene pool, it might clear up.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot October 12, 2011

    Nailed it!

    +1
  • sporto October 12, 2011

    I had that happen once....but then I woke up pissing myself from fright!!!!

    +1
  • pizzapie October 12, 2011

    Can't get a woman, might ass well cut up my junk

    +1
  • 7shadesofquit October 12, 2011

    I got nothin'

    +0
  • sweetpee October 12, 2011

    If that thing could only talk...the stories, the hookers, the v.d..oh my!

    +0
  • dozer67 October 13, 2011

    The more these freaks wreck their dicks,the more girls for the rest of us.

    +1
  • lordsho October 13, 2011

    This must be that cracker that filet'ed his dick. Sad.

    -1
  • ghosthunter October 13, 2011

    Theres a bridge some where. go jump off it.

    +0
  • heather2319 October 29, 2011

    I dont know whats wore the 2 heads, the nails in the heads, or all the wart looking bumps all over it....hmmm

    +0
  • heather2319 October 29, 2011

    *worse

    +0
 
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