How About You Just Use Your Mouth?

Sure, fucking a flesh light is lots of fun, but now you can let the flesh light fuck you. With a little ingenuity and some help from Black & Decker, masturbation has never been so awesome. And let's not forget about the naked slut, but if you had her, then why would you need a flesh light?

29 Comments
  • two-hats October 12, 2011

    More like Black & Pecker.

    +5
  • coonboy October 12, 2011

    Id rather fuck the electric flesh light than her, she looks like a 13 year old boy.

    +3
  • crkrbob October 12, 2011

    Dam it! I'm on a diet and this makes me hungry and horny.

    +2
  • athrun2021 October 12, 2011

    to slow hell even i can jerk myself faster then that.

    +2
  • tgarner October 12, 2011

    I didn't know there were male and female refrigerator's. I'm going to have to go see if I can find a non-frigidare!

    +2
  • bman32425 October 12, 2011

    Bet he used that saws-all to cut off his dick.

    +0
  • massiveballs October 12, 2011

    A Lumberjacks glory hole

    +4
  • boredshitless October 12, 2011

    now thats a serious ball bruising bitch

    +1
  • yeayeayea October 12, 2011

    fuckin stupid

    +0
  • downunder69 October 12, 2011

    THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA !!

    +2
  • lenny9651 October 12, 2011

    seems kinda pointless, is she trying to make the sawzall happy or the dildo stuck to the wall happy?, i'm pretty sure at least one of those parts are supposed to be attached to a human

    +2
  • frankdrebin October 12, 2011

    Damn it bitch, how many times did I tell you to close the freezer door. How stupid are you? Stupid enough to need a machine to jerk a dick off

    +6
  • hatemail October 12, 2011

    What's the point you dum skinny bitch

    +1
  • asstro October 12, 2011

    Sure wish I could just unplug the wife when she finished up...

    +2
  • ludenlasivius October 12, 2011

    Geez, I looked at this page an hour ago and she's still doing the same thing.

    +0
  • thederp October 12, 2011

    my right hand is jealous.

    +0
  • rockinron October 12, 2011

    black and decker, pecker wrecker.

    -4
  • cthulu October 12, 2011

    No thanks Im not attracted to 12 year old anorexic boys. Or refrigerators.

    +2
  • grinder October 12, 2011

    my nipples are bigger than hers

    +4
  • outamyskull October 12, 2011

    Reminds me of the song by Brian Haner called "Reciprocated Love" It's on youtube somewhere.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 12, 2011

    Okay, okay...so you can operate a mean fleshlight

    -1
  • fiercepierce October 12, 2011

    Yep there is lightfighter's dream girl, a skinny, long haired, 12 year old boy.

    +3
  • liberalssuck October 12, 2011

    Obama's new job bill.

    +0
  • erisnoelle October 13, 2011

    There was just an article in the news where a couple did the exact same thing with a dildo and hacksaw...and the saw cut the woman's vagina.

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth October 13, 2011

    ..es with everything you see here, brunette not included.

    +0
  • theaussie October 13, 2011

    When I want a fuck I get a Black and Deck Her.

    -1
  • u_mad_bro October 13, 2011

    now that the dildo and flesh light fucked, the flesh light will call the dildo in the morning and want to go out a lot more and try to trick the dildo into getting married. seen this happen a few times

    +0
  • dozer67 October 13, 2011

    I know 3 losers in the peanut gallery that would love to have that tool, minus the girl.You know who you are.

    +2
  • treehouse21 October 13, 2011

    ^^Judging by her lack of curves and the fact that Adam posted this, this "girl" is probably tuckin' a dick back so maybe they will approve of her.

    +2
 
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