Oh fuck that! Dude is trying to push his own intestines back inside his body. I'd be asking someone to put a bullet in my head. I read this guy lived for an hour like this. Once again, fuck that!
doctor evil,) "i shall call you .. halfy"
he's half the man he used to be
That just tears me a part seeing that.
hes searching for shit... it was his last meal
he's trying to find his cell phone, to call gieco.
If it is Peng Shulin he lived and is fine living in China now.
Mrs Smith, can Billy be 3rd base?
the sushi bar is now open
its a good thing he was wearing his helmut
i bet that guy that leaned over him asked "are you okay"
I think i just need to walk it off can anyone ducktape me together and stand me up please
You got me twisted sir
No worries, Im ok. Its just a flesh wound. Im good.
all the king's horses and all the king's men couldnt put humpty together again
He's trying to give himself a lift.
That's fucked up...
Oh well, back to the tied up chick in the bed...
pull yourself together lee.
someone whispered in his ear: "sir, your balls are showing..."
he asked the guy that leaned over. Did I get out of of the belly button lint?
Asian guards now half off
i think he said ding dong ching chong...which in translation means...i can't feel my legs...that other dude chimed in and said um...i hate to be a ball buster but you don't have any legs...or a dick...yeah...you're pretty much fucked...if you want i can find someone to come shit on your chest before you go.
Stop picking at it!
i reckon ive seen vid of this guy, he was a cop directing traffic, truck cleaned him up, surprisingly he survived, ie his internal organs were still intact, theres phone footage of him trying to get up, , obviously he cant with no hips etc, ther is after pics of him with solid bar legs, walking between bars in rehab !!!!!!!
Can you show me where it hurts?
now he can get a grave at half price.
you keep playing with that your going to go blind
That's what happens when you hold a bad fart in too long.
the backbones connected to tha... pavement..
Pull my shirt down, my junks exposed
this is my gut, this is my dick. give me some duct tape and hope the shit sticks!!!
Qgot a tummy ache