Honey, have you seen my black and blue checkered tie? I can't find it anywhere and I'm late for my job interview. Oh well. I guess I'll just stay here and eat your ass for the rest of the day.
gonna suck when her hubby walks in and her b/f jumps in the closet. "so honey how'd ya get all tied up"
Don't get spunk on the bed spread, Mom will kill you
i like the kinky ones
i thought Adam went to Thailand for the other kind of sex
Dinner is served.
I think i see balls...approach with caution.
thats the only way you can get white ppl to take a bath
honey you wait her I got to go to work be back tonight with a few guys to help out,you look like you could use loosened up a little
Not sure what I am going to do but it is going to take a wet vac to clean it up...
that's the advantage of owning 4 neckties
women will tell you something and then get mad when you do exactly what they say,last night my girlfriend told me " tie me up to the bed and i'll let you do whatever you want" so i did. then she said "ok, now gag me and i'll let you do anything you can think of", so i did.
then when't into the kitchen and made a roast beef sandwich(extra horseradish just the way i like it) and then i when't in the living room and watched a football game. when i came back into the bedroom 4 hours later, she was really pissed off and all i did was exactly what she said i could do. i'll never understand women!!
Just hang on Sweety, the bet part of this magic trick is coming.,.,.,.,.
I'm. going to dissect. That bitch
She could use a good ole tongue bath
All undressed and ready to go.
The only way lightfighter can get women!
Honey ! I'm home
and that awkward moment when you realized you left the oven on
buying your boyfriend all those cheap neckties for gifts finally backfired on you, you dumb bitch.
bigtalk, does your ass ever get jealous when your mouth, or in your case, typing finger talks shit?
Makes me feel like getting into bondage. She would love for me to hit from the back just like that!
This is just stupid. How is she supposed to make a sammich like that?
thats one way to shut her up and get a peace at the same time =D
best way yet for a bitch
don't you love it when their sexual fantasy is the exorcist