She Looks So Lonely

Honey, have you seen my black and blue checkered tie? I can't find it anywhere and I'm late for my job interview. Oh well. I guess I'll just stay here and eat your ass for the rest of the day.

26 Comments
  • rockinron October 16, 2011

    gonna suck when her hubby walks in and her b/f jumps in the closet. "so honey how'd ya get all tied up"

    -5
  • pizzapie October 16, 2011

    Don't get spunk on the bed spread, Mom will kill you

    +2
  • lenny9651 October 16, 2011

    i like the kinky ones

    +0
  • massiveballs October 16, 2011

    i thought Adam went to Thailand for the other kind of sex

    +3
  • crkrbob October 16, 2011

    Dinner is served.

    +3
  • treehouse21 October 16, 2011

    I think i see balls...approach with caution.

    +2
  • bigtalk October 16, 2011

    thats the only way you can get white ppl to take a bath

    -20
  • slightofhand October 16, 2011

    honey you wait her I got to go to work be back tonight with a few guys to help out,you look like you could use loosened up a little

    +0
  • invisus October 16, 2011

    Not sure what I am going to do but it is going to take a wet vac to clean it up...

    +0
  • lenny9651 October 16, 2011

    that's the advantage of owning 4 neckties

    +1
  • lenny9651 October 16, 2011

    women will tell you something and then get mad when you do exactly what they say,last night my girlfriend told me " tie me up to the bed and i'll let you do whatever you want" so i did. then she said "ok, now gag me and i'll let you do anything you can think of", so i did.

    then when't into the kitchen and made a roast beef sandwich(extra horseradish just the way i like it) and then i when't in the living room and watched a football game. when i came back into the bedroom 4 hours later, she was really pissed off and all i did was exactly what she said i could do. i'll never understand women!!

    +8
  • bucknuts October 16, 2011

    Just hang on Sweety, the bet part of this magic trick is coming.,.,.,.,.

    +0
  • hatemail October 16, 2011

    I'm. going to dissect. That bitch

    -1
  • downunder69 October 16, 2011

    She could use a good ole tongue bath

    +0
  • d82ndabn October 16, 2011

    BAN BIGTALK!

    +11
  • ohwickedwendi October 16, 2011

    All undressed and ready to go.

    +1
  • ouch October 16, 2011

    The only way lightfighter can get women!

    +5
  • downunder69 October 16, 2011

    Honey ! I'm home

    +0
  • u_mad_bro October 16, 2011

    and that awkward moment when you realized you left the oven on

    +4
  • thederp October 16, 2011

    buying your boyfriend all those cheap neckties for gifts finally backfired on you, you dumb bitch.

    +2
  • fiercepierce October 17, 2011

    bigtalk, does your ass ever get jealous when your mouth, or in your case, typing finger talks shit?

    +4
  • krazyk October 17, 2011

    Makes me feel like getting into bondage. She would love for me to hit from the back just like that!

    -2
  • ludenlasivius October 17, 2011

    This is just stupid. How is she supposed to make a sammich like that?

    +2
  • athrun2021 October 17, 2011

    thats one way to shut her up and get a peace at the same time =D

    +0
  • etdaddy October 17, 2011

    best way yet for a bitch

    +0
  • mobliz October 17, 2011

    don't you love it when their sexual fantasy is the exorcist

    +0
 
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