Get Yourself A New Face

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26 Comments
  • 2indastink October 23, 2011

    oh well, at least he can kiss his own fucking ass now.

    +3
  • lenny9651 October 23, 2011

    some people really go all out for halloween

    +4
  • frankdrebin October 23, 2011

    Ms. Doubtfire meets Silence of the Lambs

    +1
  • godbluff October 23, 2011

    Cut the red wire? NO THE BLU...BOOOOOOMMMMM!

    +2
  • cadavermaggot October 23, 2011

    Don't give me lip!!!!!!

    +3
  • numberonefan October 23, 2011

    Why he had wires ? Is this a cyborg ?

    -3
  • two-hats October 23, 2011

    Cheeky!

    +0
  • smutpeddler October 23, 2011

    shut the fuck up numberonefagget. there is no mustache on that face so why would you even look at it.

    +3
  • killkenny October 23, 2011

    He won't be mouthing off for awhile.

    +2
  • hatemail October 23, 2011

    Now that pillow can talk shit

    +0
  • pizzapie October 23, 2011

    looks like someone stole his jaw

    +2
  • grinder October 23, 2011

    no,i don't that face doc,he's got a hairy nose and a weak chin

    +0
  • truckingman October 23, 2011

    Full facial transplant?

    +2
  • spermling October 23, 2011

    that must be a jaw dropping experience

    +0
  • bernardpumpkin October 23, 2011

    thats so disgusting =(

    -2
  • u_mad_bro October 23, 2011

    do you think the doctors would play around with it at first? like make the face talk with a sean connery voice?

    +2
  • biggertalk October 23, 2011

    thats creepy yo.

    -7
  • downunder69 October 23, 2011

    "And for the eyelids mr bigtalk all we could get was donated ballsack skin from a man who goes by the name of 2 "indastink "..so lay back and let's make u white... Can u count back from 10...(probably not).. Lmao

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi October 23, 2011

    Joan Rivers should get that operation.

    +0
  • thederp October 23, 2011

    another BBW and face sitting fetish related accident.

    -1
  • fiercepierce October 24, 2011

    I'll take that one, as long as I don't get 5 O-clock shadow at 1 pm, I hate shaving twice a day.

    +0
  • theaussie October 24, 2011

    Just don't give any cheek.

    +0
  • dancruz93 October 24, 2011

    scarface dont gOT NUTHING ON HIM

    +0
  • littletalk October 24, 2011

    the day i meet a funny german the world will turn into spaghetti fuck u number1fagget.... no wait nevermind you would like that... fuck i dont know how to insult you.... GODDAMNIT

    +0
  • mobliz October 24, 2011

    just in time for halloween... i"ll take snooki's face. no not to wear, just so i don't see the bitch on tv no more

    +2
  • etdaddy October 24, 2011

    finally something for all those two faced bastards

    +0
 
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