A Little Something Extra

What the fuck is that thing? It's like it couldn't decide whether to be a finger or a dick. Now it just looks like some mangled mess hanging between his legs. How do you prepare a chick for that the first time you get down with her?

66 Comments
  • zmolez October 24, 2011

    Lol tube snake

    +4
  • grinder October 24, 2011

    rumple foreskin

    +13
  • tgarner October 24, 2011

    She's gonna think she's getn finger fucked the whole time!

    +2
  • grinder October 24, 2011

    wheres that old dudes pocket knife?

    +5
  • massiveballs October 24, 2011

    that's a 44 skin

    +2
  • onetime42 October 24, 2011

    That's not a foreskin, that's a fore-sleeve!

    +9
  • frankdrebin October 24, 2011

    it looks like an earthworm ate a small dick

    +4
  • chargers October 24, 2011

    Ok this is what circumcision is for, do it!

    Next shave that fucking shit up!

    +4
  • yeayeayea October 24, 2011

    Bet he gets all the chicks.

    +0
  • etdaddy October 24, 2011

    wow and it's got a built in condom too

    +4
  • t0mmy October 24, 2011

    he probably let a fat chick ride him and it snappped, thats why it looks bent

    +1
  • dozer67 October 24, 2011

    Naaa no girls, dudes that mutulate their dicks are usually gay.. Just ask numberonefan.

    +0
  • treehouse21 October 24, 2011

    His foreskin has its own head!

    +0
  • asstro October 24, 2011

    His dick never grew to fill it...

    +0
  • onetime42 October 24, 2011

    That's a 5-skin!

    +7
  • grinder October 24, 2011

    grubworm wearing an oversized turtleneck

    +3
  • fiercepierce October 24, 2011

    He should have called a Rabbi a long time ago.

    +1
  • bigtalk October 24, 2011

    gross it has an elbow

    +2
  • kissarmy12 October 24, 2011

    he really shouldnt be showing that shit man ... not really impressive

    +0
  • downunder69 October 24, 2011

    There's enough foreskin there to turn bigtalk white

    +4
  • lenny9651 October 24, 2011

    good luck convincing a woman that's normal

    +2
  • biggertalk October 24, 2011

    lenny what the fuck ur dick is weird looking

    -6
  • lenny9651 October 24, 2011

    ^^^you sucked it too hard

    +8
  • biggertalk October 24, 2011

    ^ u wish bruh

    -5
  • athrun2021 October 24, 2011

    ^could suck the bullets out of a loaded gun and spit the shell in your hand.

    +1
  • bluesboy October 24, 2011

    @bigtalk Its better off having a elbow then being a burnt piece of shit like yourself

    +4
  • biggertalk October 24, 2011

    ^ brah dont tell me how good u are at suckin dick.... too much info.

    -6
  • biggertalk October 24, 2011

    bluesboy dont be jealous my dick aint some pink shriveled up thing

    -6
  • bluesboy October 24, 2011

    ^ Thats not what your girlfriend said she said it looked like a piece of shit taped between your legs

    +4
  • treehouse21 October 24, 2011

    ^^Shut. The. Fuck. Up!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi October 24, 2011

    That would make me run away really fast.

    +3
  • bluesboy October 24, 2011

    ^Go hide in your treehouse you pedophile

    +0
  • biggertalk October 24, 2011

    treehouse21 bluesboy dont know how to shut up, its in his blood

    -4
  • treehouse21 October 24, 2011

    He needs to plug his mouth up with a nice big cock.

    +1
  • biggertalk October 24, 2011

    lol the dude on his pic is doin that thats why he making that face.

    -3
  • bluesboy October 24, 2011

    ^ you and biggertalk ought to get together and plug each others assholes

    +0
  • treehouse21 October 24, 2011

    Should I use my fingers? I don't have a dick.

    +0
  • biggertalk October 24, 2011

    wtf no i will not get with bigtalk and plug ur asshole with him, u homo.

    -4
  • bluesboy October 24, 2011

    no use your hole arm like that little girl did to his ass in the other picture

    +0
  • bluesboy October 24, 2011

    @biggertalk go back to school you dropout welfare food stamp case because you cant read

    -3
  • biggertalk October 24, 2011

    i can read but u msgd me saying that, i aint talkin about what u posted just now.

    u homo.

    -4
  • honkie365 October 24, 2011

    That is numberonespermslurpers pacifier.

    +0
  • onetime42 October 24, 2011

    On a positive note, he does have a place to store a shit load of quarters.

    +4
  • u_mad_bro October 24, 2011

    actually, it's his nipple

    +2
  • grinder October 24, 2011

    i bet he sells dick cheese by the pound

    +3
  • nh3kid October 24, 2011

    FrankenCock

    +1
  • wargod October 24, 2011

    Looks deflated.....get numberonehomo to blow on it

    -1
  • carinya October 24, 2011

    tie a knot in that thing. That will shorten it up a bit.

    +2
  • pizzapie October 24, 2011

    Mom always said "don't put you're dick in a light socket"

    +1
  • thederp October 24, 2011

    but once you get passed all his foreskin, he's still just a dick.

    +0
  • boredshitless October 25, 2011

    RUMPLE FORE SKIN.

    -4
  • soafan October 25, 2011

    Hey doc should have Circ'd him.

    +0
  • onetime42 October 25, 2011

    40 years ago this dude should have walked into a doctors office and said, "hey doc, can you hem this thing for me?"

    +2
  • boredshitless October 25, 2011

    and ive found the new neg nazi^

    -2
  • boredshitless October 25, 2011

    damnit ^^^

    -2
  • littletalk October 25, 2011

    number1fagget hasnt posted a single comment yet? we can only pray hes dead

    +1
  • fiercepierce October 25, 2011

    Introduce this freaky dick idiot to that old man that tied off his own nuts and then cut them off a few days later. Maybe he can show him how to take care of that.

    +0
  • mochalex October 25, 2011

    This is what you get after you use "The Tugger" for awhile.

    +1
  • cellule October 25, 2011

    Grey trout lure?

    +1
  • rockinron October 25, 2011

    wow so bigtalks fucking buffalos now. he sure is moving up in the world.

    -2
  • k5rat October 25, 2011

    LMFAO @ Grinder OH MAN THAT'S TOO FUNNY !!!!!!!!! Ok Im done yelling BUWAHHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

    +1
  • srazychit October 25, 2011

    This brings a whole new meaning to Trouser Snake, I think it's about time to shed it's skin!

    +1
  • sicasso October 25, 2011

    Mrs.Crackwhore chewed it up-n-spit it out.

    +0
  • fingers October 25, 2011

    his vacume hose was too small

    +1
  • bruins72 October 25, 2011

    I'm sure some of those "Mothers Against Circumcision" women would change their minds if they saw this.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi October 25, 2011

    The lost Hillary Clinton pictures....

    +2
 
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