Good Morning, Sunshine

Well what do we have here? A couple passed out sluts right outside my door? Is it my birthday already. I better drag these bitches inside before someone else gets to them. I had a feeling it was going to be a good day when I woke up.

35 Comments
  • frankdrebin October 26, 2011

    of course it's gotta be the penthouse

    +1
  • hammerdown October 26, 2011

    They are in the hall of shame

    +2
  • rockinron October 26, 2011

    thats my kinda hotel!! bitchs laying all over the place just asking to be fucked.

    -3
  • u_mad_bro October 26, 2011

    and they already have roofies in them so you don't have to do any of the work

    +1
  • massiveballs October 26, 2011

    No chalk marks is always a good result

    +4
  • boredshitless October 26, 2011

    whats the matter? sharpie run dry?

    +0
  • buttdarts October 26, 2011

    I smell a rape sammich.

    +3
  • cadavermaggot October 26, 2011

    Rohypnol, your best friend.

    -1
  • dozer67 October 26, 2011

    Damn..The only stray pussy I ever find are cats..

    +3
  • treehouse21 October 26, 2011

    You can find me like this on my kitchen floor on a random Saturday night.

    +3
  • dazzza October 26, 2011

    This could be heaven to most cs users.

    +0
  • tgarner October 26, 2011

    @treehouse21, where's your kitchen???? :)

    +2
  • willylickaball October 26, 2011

    ^^^At his moms house of course. The part he neglected to say was his pants are usually down to his knees and his ass is smeared with cooking oil.

    +2
  • treehouse21 October 26, 2011

    ^^I forgot.

    +4
  • treehouse21 October 26, 2011

    btw, I AM a girl.

    +5
  • willylickaball October 26, 2011

    ^^^In that case how about dinner Saturday night @ my place we'll have tossed salad together

    +3
  • treehouse21 October 26, 2011

    ^^Just remember to wash the lettuce first.

    +4
  • morbitron October 26, 2011

    dingle berry free lettuce is the way to be

    +0
  • burp October 26, 2011

    Drunk slut clean up on floor 12....

    +0
  • lenny9651 October 26, 2011

    quagmires dream date, roofie colada for two coming right up

    +3
  • lenny9651 October 26, 2011

    they almost got away, one nearly made it to the exit

    +3
  • thederp October 26, 2011

    the only reason to wake up early on spring break in cancun.

    +0
  • rush October 26, 2011

    JACKPOT!!!!

    +1
  • hatemail October 26, 2011

    Giddy giddy all right

    -2
  • unlimitdinches October 26, 2011

    What is this, jersey shore? I fucking hate jersey shore!

    +2
  • ludenlasivius October 26, 2011

    They're complimentary for VIP guests. When you're done with 'em you just leave 'em by the door for room service to pick up with the dirty dishes.

    +1
  • biggertalk October 26, 2011

    those are the 2 bitches i fucked after da after party lol. silly hos.

    -13
  • downunder69 October 26, 2011

    I can always Find my way home on a saturday night when your neighbors are Adam and jay

    +1
  • carinya October 26, 2011

    I don't see how this made it onto CS, as no one has shit themselves nor are they nude.

    -1
  • crackerkiller October 26, 2011

    only CRACKERS

    -7
  • ohwickedwendi October 26, 2011

    I can't think because my daughter is counting all the change we have so that she can have enough money to buy a book and a stupid freakin pen...fucking fuck, dammit.

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 27, 2011

    No no no,I threw them out of my room,I was finished with them but you're more than welcome to have sloppy seconds.

    +1
  • fiercepierce October 27, 2011

    Drunk sluts, bring boys into manhood.

    +0
  • bluesboy October 27, 2011

    These girls woke up and realized they had sex with biggertalk and then killed there self right outside the hotel room

    +2
  • mrfluffdaddy October 27, 2011

    man, i only ever get newspapers outside my hotel door.

    +4
 
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