I've cut fingernails a little too short before, but come on, this is just ridiculous. There goes his career as a movie critic. He's going to have to keep that thumb out of buttholes for a while.
you been drinking to hard adam? your stuttering in your text again
thumb-one fucked up
Wanna play a game of just the tip?
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare thumb... ooooo, my bad dude.
Dumb fuck, I told him not to stick it up his ass
Now he can only hitchhike part of the way home
I give this one 2 thumbs up
That's like sign language with a lisp.
For all those that gave thumbs up to the Twilight movie, let this be a lesson
he wacked off way too fast
You should stop sucking your thumb when your teeth come in.
Kinda did that on my right index finger a while ago. Didn't cut it quite as deep but my finger still looks a little flat on one side. Just plain stupidity on my part.
thats 3/4 of a thumbs up
When will those dick mutilators understand that the term "wacking off" has nothing to do with using knives?
Dont shake edward scissor hands hand.
i hope he was one of those guys who are on youtube who always ask for a thumbs up. i can't stand those twats.
Nail biting gone too far.
Vince with the slap chop strikes again
another world champion thumb wrestler cut down in his prime
"I think the blades stopped spinning".
great, now there is going to be a law on carving pumpkins
thumbs uo to war amps
Thumb war with a mexican, it pulled a blade
^^^^Preeze spreek Enguish
See his finger see his thumb? Why give him a knife if he's that damn dumb?
Dammit--I wanna know how he did this!