He Didn't Need That Part Of His Thumb Anyway

I've cut fingernails a little too short before, but come on, this is just ridiculous. There goes his career as a movie critic. He's going to have to keep that thumb out of buttholes for a while.

27 Comments
  • sandgroper October 30, 2011

    you been drinking to hard adam? your stuttering in your text again

    -1
  • frankdrebin October 30, 2011

    thumb-one fucked up

    +4
  • crkrbob October 30, 2011

    Wanna play a game of just the tip?

    +3
  • invisus October 30, 2011

    1, 2, 3, 4, I declare thumb... ooooo, my bad dude.

    +1
  • pizzapie October 30, 2011

    Dumb fuck, I told him not to stick it up his ass

    +1
  • massiveballs October 30, 2011

    Now he can only hitchhike part of the way home

    +8
  • bluesboy October 30, 2011

    I give this one 2 thumbs up

    +0
  • superhotdom October 30, 2011

    That's like sign language with a lisp.

    +5
  • johnmadden11 October 30, 2011

    For all those that gave thumbs up to the Twilight movie, let this be a lesson

    +2
  • biggertalk October 30, 2011

    he wacked off way too fast

    -13
  • kane October 30, 2011

    You should stop sucking your thumb when your teeth come in.

    +0
  • chefren October 30, 2011

    Kinda did that on my right index finger a while ago. Didn't cut it quite as deep but my finger still looks a little flat on one side. Just plain stupidity on my part.

    -1
  • boredshitless October 30, 2011

    thats 3/4 of a thumbs up

    +0
  • fiercepierce October 30, 2011

    When will those dick mutilators understand that the term "wacking off" has nothing to do with using knives?

    -1
  • soafan October 30, 2011

    Dont shake edward scissor hands hand.

    +1
  • thederp October 30, 2011

    i hope he was one of those guys who are on youtube who always ask for a thumbs up. i can't stand those twats.

    +1
  • cee65 October 30, 2011

    Nail biting gone too far.

    +0
  • embedded October 30, 2011

    Vince with the slap chop strikes again

    +1
  • lenny9651 October 30, 2011

    another world champion thumb wrestler cut down in his prime

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 31, 2011

    "I think the blades stopped spinning".

    +0
  • u_mad_bro October 31, 2011

    great, now there is going to be a law on carving pumpkins

    +1
  • messiahcomplex October 31, 2011

    thumbs uo to war amps

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy October 31, 2011

    Thumb war with a mexican, it pulled a blade

    +2
  • qq415492263 October 31, 2011

    傻逼看不出这&# 26159;ps的吗?

    -4
  • willylickaball October 31, 2011

    ^^^^Preeze spreek Enguish

    +5
  • willylickaball October 31, 2011

    See his finger see his thumb? Why give him a knife if he's that damn dumb?

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi November 3, 2011

    Dammit--I wanna know how he did this!

    +0
 
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