Something About The Jewfro Ladies Can't Resist

Hymen Hammer is my long time secret to getting the ladies in bed. All it takes is a couple swigs for them to start getting moist. One bottle in, they're all over you and the titties make their first appearance. Before the second bottle is finished, you should be balls deep and making her scream. It works every time.

31 Comments
  • sikamikanico69 October 31, 2011

    ...i'm sure the ladies will try.

    -2
  • drummerer October 31, 2011

    He'd have to get his hand drunk first before it would touch his junk.

    +0
  • spaulding October 31, 2011

    Fat Carrot top is gonna rape you.

    +0
  • frankdrebin October 31, 2011

    Keep drinking these and watch Thurman Murman slowly turn into Brad Pitt.

    +1
  • massiveballs October 31, 2011

    I thought it was a bottle of ginger ale

    +11
  • boobles October 31, 2011

    Buttfarts is into the wine business now I see.....

    +1
  • lenny9651 October 31, 2011

    when your that ugly you have to try harder

    +2
  • soafan October 31, 2011

    Nerd trying wayyyy to hard.

    -4
  • tgarner October 31, 2011

    Hymen Hammer

    {NOUN}

    A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.

    {VERB}

    To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.

    "I sure gave that poodle a good Hymen-Hammering with my 15 inch Hymen-Hammer!!!"

    -2
  • hammerdown October 31, 2011

    Aint that a sumbitch!

    -2
  • rockinron October 31, 2011

    bet that candle smells like stiff socks

    -4
  • biggertalk October 31, 2011

    i just bought billy ray cyrus greatest hits for 99 cents

    -5
  • biggertalk October 31, 2011

    why does he have a fro? lol... tryin to be black.

    -6
  • boredshitless October 31, 2011

    adam how are you supposed to sip a candle?

    -1
  • sirfartsalot October 31, 2011

    Who knew GHB tasted like Apricots? I didn't.

    +0
  • hatemail October 31, 2011

    A white Buck wheat

    +0
  • nh3kid October 31, 2011

    Giggle Giggle want to tickle my pickle?

    -1
  • pinkdildo October 31, 2011

    drink the contents then shove it up biggerniggers ass.

    +5
  • biggertalk October 31, 2011

    ^ y u always playing hard to get?

    -3
  • reddan October 31, 2011

    lol young will farrell ...

    +1
  • thederp October 31, 2011

    massiveballs slays me.BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

    -1
  • killkenny October 31, 2011

    That's the whine that goes with the cheese!

    +0
  • u_mad_bro October 31, 2011

    come at me fro......

    +0
  • pinkdildo October 31, 2011

    @biggertalk, maybe you should change your handle to biggestshittalkingbitch. I hear your parole officer calling for you..ya sorry ass broke high roller wanna be. how do you like that shit? bruh!!

    +4
  • biggertalk November 1, 2011

    daaamn. talk to me like that some more i like it :D

    -2
  • rodeye2 November 1, 2011

    That's his C.B.handle.Hymen hammer is east bound and down, 10-4.

    +0
  • bigtalk November 1, 2011

    a lot of you white boys are married to something that looks like this or shim soon will

    -4
  • fiercepierce November 1, 2011

    Awwwwwww, biggertalk, rejected again. See, I told you no one loves, or even likes you, now go away. Ha ha ha ha ha

    -1
  • u_mad_bro November 1, 2011

    biggertalk goes around negging everyones comments. kinda remainds me of a certain someone from last year

    +1
  • wargasm313 November 1, 2011

    Biggertalk?! Is this bigtalk's new profile or is there a new jigaboo on here that's actually more niggerish than bigtalk?

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi November 3, 2011

    Yeah, right....he wishes.

    +1
 
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