Huge Fucking Python

That's a big ass python that was caught right here in South Florida. What's that thing inside it, you might be asking. It's a deer. And I thought I took big bites. Fucking shit!

37 Comments
  • two-hats November 2, 2011

    Dear-ry me look at the fucking size of that.

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  • buddman420 November 2, 2011

    Rate that thing's shit...10's all across the board

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  • massiveballs November 2, 2011

    Bear Grylls spent all day stuffing that swamp turkey

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  • asstro November 2, 2011

    Must be against the law for snakes to eat dead deer there...

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  • frankdrebin November 2, 2011

    yeee haw, snake skin boots and leather jackets all around bitches

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  • spaulding November 2, 2011

    They should have caged it, and fed their enemies to it.

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  • m1009 November 2, 2011

    Should have listen to your mother when she told you to chew your food, now look at you

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  • luvthick November 2, 2011

    Fucking idiot bums did not have to kill the snake, after eating their practically defenseless.

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  • truckingman November 2, 2011

    That is a Mother Fuckin' burmese python. What a big Mother Fucker. One down a million to go.

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  • rockinron November 2, 2011

    oh deer he looks full.

    -2
  • soafan November 2, 2011

    @luvthick, its the law. They kill them because they get hungery again. Then they attack pets and children. Duh. But youre right they should have let it have its last meal, You are probably perfect size for it.

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  • lenny9651 November 2, 2011

    i don't think it was killed on purpose, that's a rough head wound, looks like it got hit by the airboat

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  • u_mad_bro November 2, 2011

    thats a little snack for me

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  • biggertalk November 2, 2011

    they have slayed the beast known as fiercepierce who has terrorized the black deer population over the years

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  • thundermug November 2, 2011

    I bet if you cut open Jay's stomach you'd find a whole turkey and a half gallon of butter brickle ice cream (carton and all)

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  • tgarner November 2, 2011

    I bet that was a snakey situation!

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  • lenny9651 November 2, 2011

    MONTY?....YOU KILLED MONTY, YOU BASTARDS!!!

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  • k5rat November 2, 2011

    Woa.... do pythons have dorks?

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  • grinder November 2, 2011

    damn! that's a HUGE bitch!.Looks like my belly after the chinese buffet.

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  • embedded November 2, 2011

    awww there wasn't a nigger inside

    thanks got my hopes up

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  • reddan November 2, 2011

    obesity is hitting pythons really hard

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  • thederp November 2, 2011

    that's why mommy always say "chew your food thoroughly."

    -1
  • johnmadden11 November 2, 2011

    The greedy bastard had it coming for not sharing

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  • ohwickedwendi November 2, 2011

    Hey now, Thunder--Butter Brickle ice cream is awesome.

    +2
  • pizzapie November 2, 2011

    So that's where deer come from

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  • lenny9651 November 2, 2011

    spaulding, they did, that dear was evil i tell you

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  • boredshitless November 2, 2011

    sure kill a snake that ate a fawn, upset the balance of nature

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  • fiercepierce November 3, 2011

    Python fillets for dinner. Saute minced onion, minced garlic, and minced tart apple in a little olive oil until the apple has disintegrated. Scoop out the onion and garlic then sear the python fillets for two minutes on each side. Place in tin foil and bake for 20 minutes at 375. De-glaze the pan with 2TBS balsamic vinegar then replace the onion and garlic back into the saute pan, along with 2TBS Butter. Swisk constantly, when butter has completely melted slowly add in 1/4 cup heavy whipping cream while briskly swisking. After removing the python fillets from the oven and allowing to rest for at least five minutes, simmer the sauce until it has reduce by half, swisking every few minutes. Place the python fillets in the sauce pan until reheated. Serve with Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti.

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  • eltrut November 3, 2011

    boredshitless, they aren't native to the area, so they are gonna fuck up the ecosystem. But then again, that's man's fault anyways. Humans are fucking retards.

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  • fiercepierce November 3, 2011

    ^^biggertalk^^ You only wish they had slain me then I would stop reminding you that no one loves you, and no one here likes you.

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  • httrailblazer November 3, 2011

    Damn. I know where im taking myex........ just saying

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  • misfit_88 November 3, 2011

    looks like he got a bit too greedy, then a bit stuck. stupid reptile.

    +1
  • asstro November 3, 2011

    @ truckingman, you are right, it's just to bad we don't react this way to illegals...

    +1
  • dazzza November 3, 2011

    Kids come look quick Rudolfs dead !

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  • biggertalk November 3, 2011

    fiercepierce why u always make me roll my eyes dawg lol

    -1
  • lameristotel November 3, 2011

    So why did those faggots killed the python ffs ?

    +0
  • cruiserman November 10, 2011

    Poor Tiger Python,beautiful animals....

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