I like big butts and I cannot lie, but holy shit, I'd have to turn and make a run for it from these two. If you were to hit it, you'd have to bring a couple friends to spread their cheeks apart, and still you might not find a hole. Even if you do, you ain't reaching it unless you're packing over 12 inches. Imagine if both of them farted at the same time. You would be like the dude in the Maxell commercials.