Like My Backyard Decorations?

I keep one of these in my backyard at all times. It's way more fun to ride than a tire swing and a lot nicer to look at than a bird bath. She just requires a daily feeding and a spray down with the hose. Other than that, she's very low maintenance and provides much joy.

32 Comments
  • downunder69 November 4, 2011

    the ants nest under her snatch just got raided by crabs.. so where the fuk,s david ettonborough

    +2
  • bucknuts November 4, 2011

    I don't see that as a "healthy" pass time..,..,.

    +1
  • captjim November 4, 2011

    My date's ready.

    +1
  • acemc November 4, 2011

    i want one of those...

    +0
  • two-hats November 4, 2011

    Adds a whole new meaning to the question, WOOD you hit it?

    +0
  • mobliz November 4, 2011

    The Blair Witch Project 3

    +1
  • boredshitless November 4, 2011

    ^ more like the blair bitch project!

    +0
  • lenny9651 November 4, 2011

    the perfect picinic accessory

    +2
  • fiercepierce November 4, 2011

    Hey, look a porch monkey trap.

    +3
  • tgarner November 4, 2011

    I hope it don't chew on my cock like it does that stick!

    +0
  • biggertalk November 4, 2011

    fiercepierce y do u do that shit to ur daughter breh

    -11
  • httrailblazer November 4, 2011

    If thats the new cornhole game. I want a set

    +1
  • frankdrebin November 4, 2011

    i'd hit it

    +0
  • grinder November 4, 2011

    it's a cooler yard decoration than the little black dude in the jockey uniform holding a lantern

    +0
  • rockinron November 4, 2011

    i saw a trap like that in vietnam. its a puji snatch trap.

    +0
  • pinkdildo November 4, 2011

    I prefer yard nomes and flowers

    +0
  • moedicker November 4, 2011

    Looks to me like someone didnt know when to shut the fuck up!!

    +1
  • m1009 November 4, 2011

    Becareful it's a trap, what u don't see is the dick sticking in the hole in the ground

    +0
  • rc2james November 4, 2011

    Wow. The Boy Scouts camping skills have really changed since I was a scout.

    +1
  • nh3kid November 4, 2011

    What the hell kinda Cambodian tiger cage shit is this?

    +0
  • 7shadesofquit November 4, 2011

    Its all fun and games until the fire ants rock up.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 4, 2011

    "My daddy doesn't love me".....

    +1
  • ludenlasivius November 4, 2011

    What a nice man, getting one for the dog to play with, too.

    +0
  • u_mad_bro November 5, 2011

    should of put a gnome behind her

    +1
  • lenny9651 November 5, 2011

    pinkdildo, you'd do that to a lawn gnome? your sick

    +0
  • fiercepierce November 5, 2011

    ^^biggertalk^^ I thought I was clear, its a porch monkey trap. When a porch monkey, like you, comes close because it thinks it will get an easy piece of ass, the trapper can shoot the porch monkey and turn in the hide to claim the bounty.

    +1
  • onetime42 November 5, 2011

    That's $400 an hour where I come from.

    +1
  • asstro November 5, 2011

    Not sure why but I kinda like this...

    +0
  • eltrut November 5, 2011

    Why can't just fuck and be happy?

    +0
  • etdaddy November 5, 2011

    aahhhhhhhhhhhh summer camp was sooo much fun

    +0
  • willylickaball November 5, 2011

    Is it a new way to play Croquet or a beaver trap? Either way, I want one.

    +0
  • pfhuchum November 26, 2011

    Master definately understands

    +0
 
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