We Have A Beer Emergency

Oh shit! We're out of beer and I'm starting to lose my buzz. None of the girls here have even taken their tops off yet. What the hell are we going to do? Stay calm and call the beerbulance. They're experts at handling these type of emergencies. That was a close one.

21 Comments
  • downunder69 November 6, 2011

    mental note : start own whore-bulance buisness

    +4
  • u_mad_bro November 6, 2011

    whats the number for them?

    +1
  • cyborg2389 November 6, 2011

    i have a beer emergency here!! NEED BUD-SISTANCE

    +0
  • buttdarts November 6, 2011

    Followed by the amberlamps.

    -1
  • 2indastink November 6, 2011

    yeah so what?? i LIKE TO INSERT THINGS UP MY ASS THEN lick them like a LOLLIPOP YA FUCKING get me?

    -7
  • grinder November 6, 2011

    thats cool,but wheres the weed mobile?

    +2
  • spaulding November 6, 2011

    can they also resuscitate my spilled beer?

    +2
  • massiveballs November 6, 2011

    with a direct connection to my panic button

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi November 6, 2011

    BUT....is it around when you need it??

    +0
  • frankdrebin November 6, 2011

    beer me doctor, stat

    +3
  • mobliz November 6, 2011

    30 minutes or less free guarantee??

    +1
  • fiercepierce November 6, 2011

    How about Burbulance?

    +0
  • biggertalk November 6, 2011

    ^ lame

    -7
  • h4rdcor3 November 6, 2011

    wonder if the cops have ever stopped the driver for a DUI ?

    +0
  • lenny9651 November 6, 2011

    i'm going to need an IV bag

    +2
  • rockinron November 6, 2011

    i wonder if they have a beer pong bus?

    -4
  • bucknuts November 6, 2011

    THANK GOD!!!

    -1
  • rodeye2 November 7, 2011

    I hope they got some rufies too.

    -2
  • rodeye2 November 7, 2011

    The beer bottle red cross is a nice touch.

    +0
  • asstro November 7, 2011

    Wonder if they bring pizza as well...

    +2
  • cellule November 8, 2011

    24/24

    +0
 
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