A Great Reason To Climb A Tree

My naked slut tree is starting to blossom and it looks like it's going to be a good crop this year. I knew when I planted that tree it was going to pay off for many years to come. This one is perfectly ripe and ready to pick. I know what I'll be doing this week.

40 Comments
  • grinder November 6, 2011

    be wery wery quiet,i'm hunting swuts

    +7
  • cyborg2389 November 6, 2011

    thats what i call a pussywillow

    +7
  • grinder November 6, 2011

    shes gonna get some surprize ass sex like that

    +2
  • killkenny November 6, 2011

    Here we see the common North American Cougar resting after a long night of prowling.

    +9
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  • u_mad_bro November 6, 2011

    what flavor pie would the make?

    +0
  • spaulding November 6, 2011

    She sleeps on wood.

    +6
  • massiveballs November 6, 2011

    All of this from a handful of Rapeseed

    +2
  • johnmadden11 November 6, 2011

    That branch was facing down before she climbed on it. Talk about getting wood :)

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi November 6, 2011

    I bet half of you boys wish you were that tree...the other half probably wish that were numberonefan in that tree--deer hunting season is upon us....ooooops.

    +2
  • frankdrebin November 6, 2011

    she got wood, i got wood

    +2
  • pistolwhip November 6, 2011

    thats what ya get for fucking a nigger.

    -1
  • invisus November 6, 2011

    If a naked chick cums in the forest, does she make a sound?

    +5
  • mobliz November 6, 2011

    morning wood

    +2
  • fiercepierce November 6, 2011

    She can do that to me.

    +0
  • biggertalk November 6, 2011

    wouldnt that be uncomfortable on her dick/nuts?

    -12
  • m1009 November 6, 2011

    Ahh Nature at it's finest, boy i love fall

    +0
  • lenny9651 November 6, 2011

    that's a bad place for the roofies to kick in

    +7
  • grinder November 6, 2011

    @wendi- deer don't sleep in trees...although #1fan might

    +0
  • asstro November 6, 2011

    Damn nice treehugger...

    +3
  • downunder69 November 6, 2011

    Wrong place to look for nuts

    +2
  • rockinron November 6, 2011

    DAMN WISH THE HELL I WAS A TREE!!

    -4
  • treehouse21 November 6, 2011

    ^^I already am, bitch.

    +4
  • biggertalk November 6, 2011

    u tell him treehouse

    -3
  • bucknuts November 6, 2011

    That ain't no ugly tree..,..,.,.

    +0
  • fiercepierce November 6, 2011

    Only biggertalk would look at her and see a dick and balls, what a fag!

    +4
  • littletalk November 6, 2011

    only a woman would make me wish i was a tree...

    +1
  • rodeye2 November 7, 2011

    She has to be careful of the monkeys,she doesn't want to be raped.

    +1
  • thegreatwhite November 7, 2011

    Proof that size doesn't matter. This wood is a foot in diameter and she feel asleep.

    +0
  • pacific November 7, 2011

    I wanna have this kind of tree in my backyard.

    +1
  • u_mad_bro November 7, 2011

    i'll give you two of biggertalks children for the tree

    +2
  • liberalssuck November 7, 2011

    Be awesome of they did go on trees pick a fresh one every morning.

    -3
  • liberalssuck November 7, 2011

    Be awesome if they did go on trees pick a fresh one every morning.

    -3
  • biggertalk November 7, 2011

    fiercepierce im gettin tired of u breh

    -3
  • etdaddy November 7, 2011

    all i can say is get your lazy ass up and make my sammich now bitch

    +1
  • picklehiesner November 7, 2011

    treat your woman right, hot chicks dont grow on trees ... oh wait

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 8, 2011

    @grinder...yeah, I know deer don't sleep in trees--that was some funny shit right there...what I meant, was that numberonefan be in that tree, and have hunters like some ex in laws I know would come along, all liquored up, and ready to shoot at anything that moves or even remotely resembles anything that looks like a deer.

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy November 9, 2011

    Parody of jungle book, mowgli is now a girl

    +1
  • cruiserman November 10, 2011

    Love her

    +0
  • djsade November 11, 2011

    why she looks so Disappointed?first,she found there is no monkey in the tree;second,she found there is no banana on the tree.

    +1
 
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