Killing Makes Me Thirsty

Blowing away towel heads under the hot desert sun sure will parch a soldier's throat. Thankfully Achmed is making rounds with his ice cold, homemade lemonade. Many a thirsts have been quenched by his freshly squeezed beverage, and many kills have been recorded immediately after drinking his sweet Arabian nectar.

27 Comments
  • massiveballs November 7, 2011

    His wife made it herself....its camel piss

    +11
  • psychodawg November 7, 2011

    See not all sand monkeys are bad. This one is well trained

    +5
  • keymaster November 7, 2011

    Here is your cup of piss officer ...I did not kmow there was any japanese troops stationed here

    +2
  • buddman420 November 7, 2011

    Headshot! Tequilla all around achmed!

    +9
  • etdaddy November 7, 2011

    nothing like a nice cup of tea after killing a few sand monkeys, CHEERS

    +0
  • coonboy November 7, 2011

    Sir, may i suggest the moonshine i made in my wifes bed pan, it settles the nerves sir.

    +3
  • two-hats November 7, 2011

    Wait until the morning when he's shitting through the eye of a needle.

    +7
  • rockinron November 7, 2011

    a couple troops were killed like this back in 2005. assholes were dumb enough to take drinks from a local that offered them.

    -8
  • boredshitless November 7, 2011

    we're done send em home!

    +1
  • hablandomierda November 7, 2011

    have a cup of my pee you american soldier

    +2
  • tgarner November 7, 2011

    Well, we know it ain't water because that whole country is dryer than a popcorn fart!

    +3
  • biggertalk November 7, 2011

    piss is like beer over there

    -5
  • xmedusax November 7, 2011

    "why sure, id love a nice steaming hot glass of arab piss. thank you very much!!"

    -3
  • mcguiver645 November 7, 2011

    I just don't get how those motherfuckers dress like it's a fucking blizzard outside and get away with it.

    +1
  • soafan November 7, 2011

    watery beer better than no beer at all!

    +2
  • u_mad_bro November 7, 2011

    you know what? say what you will about those towel heads and i will agree with you most of the way, but goddamn can they make some good drinks

    +2
  • downunder69 November 7, 2011

    Your a stupid twat if u think that's not his own piss

    -2
  • boppalilbit November 7, 2011

    Yes they make you do a drug piss test even in the field

    +0
  • u_mad_bro November 8, 2011

    are you all saying that's bear grylls?

    +1
  • fiercepierce November 8, 2011

    I bet it is piss warm too.

    +0
  • littletalk November 8, 2011

    yea lets make another lame piss joke... haha hes drinking pee lol

    +1
  • cellule November 8, 2011

    I'll take the poison instead of a bullet, thanks!!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 8, 2011

    "And then, I gave him some piss in a cup, and he DRANK it, hahahaha"

    +1
  • carinya November 9, 2011

    Well done Achmed. Oppose the fighting but support the troops.

    +0
  • djsade November 11, 2011

    为什么大家都&# 22312;质疑是尿呢&#65 311;就算是尿又&#2459 0;样?也许美国 大兵就喜欢喝&# 23615;呢,而且那&#26 159;清真的尿哦&#6528 1;

    -2
  • djsade November 11, 2011

    Muslim piss without pork

    -2
  • afrika October 9, 2012

    yeah give him poison let him die slowly he desorf it no one told him to go there

    -1
 
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