What is this thing? It feels like a dick, but much smaller. Is it a wet noodle? Let me get my chop sticks so I can get a hold of it. Eh, I grow tired of this nonsense. Take off your pants and shit in my mouth.
She'll have the Cream of SumYungGuy
At least he has his toilet paper ready for 2nd base
she'll have the tiny eggroll thanks
Ahhhh berry funny
search the fishi
You have a very large clit!
hung like a portuguese muscrat
she's got ying by the yang!
No, the turd is on the other side!
well he's asian, so he barely has anything to grab. maybe she's trying to help him find it
she didn't find a dick, but a frozen piece of shit she can fuck. my rucky day!
Confuses say...... if woman laughs while hand down asian mans pants she find nothing
in asia..one size fits all
Must laugh, the above comments raped this dude...
Is it true asians use thimbles as condoms?
she likes minitures, how cute
Whats in his pants? She says, nothing much.
there'll be turds flying off the mountain when she cums.
i bet she's still searching...
She found his second bellybutton. And much to her shigrin, it was an innie.
she said his dick was still bigger than fiercepierce's by 7 inches
Judging by his smile, that's the first time he's ever been felt up..............by a girl.
It's bound to end up a shitty night.
The corporate meeting last night was very successful!
she is the cook in this dive tryin to find enough ingredients for tomorrows special cream of some young guy
If he only knew she was a finalist from the "MissLadyboy" pageant in Thailand he wouldn't be smiling.
biggertalk, that Asian guy does not have a 14 inch dick, if he did you would want it up your gorilla ass.
^ so u saw it to know for sure, homo confirmed
the asians put the shit in Crazyshit
there will be shit later you can bet on it
He doesn't know it yet, but she slipped some viagra in his drink.