What's This In Your Pants?

What is this thing? It feels like a dick, but much smaller. Is it a wet noodle? Let me get my chop sticks so I can get a hold of it. Eh, I grow tired of this nonsense. Take off your pants and shit in my mouth.

33 Comments
  • mccracken November 9, 2011

    SUSHI ROLL!!!

    +6
  • format187 November 9, 2011

    She'll have the Cream of SumYungGuy

    +2
  • massiveballs November 9, 2011

    At least he has his toilet paper ready for 2nd base

    +9
  • two-hats November 9, 2011

    Rucky dip.

    +2
  • cthulu November 9, 2011

    she'll have the tiny eggroll thanks

    +3
  • buttdarts November 9, 2011

    Ahhhh berry funny

    +4
  • beetzter November 9, 2011

    search the fishi

    +0
  • soafan November 9, 2011

    You have a very large clit!

    +4
  • downunder69 November 9, 2011

    hung like a portuguese muscrat

    +6
  • rockinron November 9, 2011

    she's got ying by the yang!

    +0
  • tgarner November 9, 2011

    No, the turd is on the other side!

    +4
  • u_mad_bro November 9, 2011

    well he's asian, so he barely has anything to grab. maybe she's trying to help him find it

    +4
  • frankdrebin November 9, 2011

    she didn't find a dick, but a frozen piece of shit she can fuck. my rucky day!

    +4
  • httrailblazer November 9, 2011

    Confuses say...... if woman laughs while hand down asian mans pants she find nothing

    +6
  • tat2d_soldier November 9, 2011

    in asia..one size fits all

    +0
  • ag0ny November 9, 2011

    Must laugh, the above comments raped this dude...

    +5
  • atmydismay November 9, 2011

    Is it true asians use thimbles as condoms?

    +0
  • lenny9651 November 9, 2011

    she likes minitures, how cute

    +2
  • fiercepierce November 9, 2011

    Whats in his pants? She says, nothing much.

    +0
  • boredshitless November 9, 2011

    there'll be turds flying off the mountain when she cums.

    +4
  • thederp November 9, 2011

    i bet she's still searching...

    +3
  • sidthevicious November 9, 2011

    She found his second bellybutton. And much to her shigrin, it was an innie.

    +3
  • biggertalk November 9, 2011

    she said his dick was still bigger than fiercepierce's by 7 inches

    -5
  • bman32425 November 9, 2011

    Judging by his smile, that's the first time he's ever been felt up..............by a girl.

    +0
  • dazzza November 9, 2011

    It's bound to end up a shitty night.

    +1
  • pacific November 9, 2011

    The corporate meeting last night was very successful!

    +0
  • moedicker November 9, 2011

    she is the cook in this dive tryin to find enough ingredients for tomorrows special cream of some young guy

    -1
  • sirfartsalot November 9, 2011

    If he only knew she was a finalist from the "MissLadyboy" pageant in Thailand he wouldn't be smiling.

    +2
  • fiercepierce November 9, 2011

    biggertalk, that Asian guy does not have a 14 inch dick, if he did you would want it up your gorilla ass.

    +0
  • biggertalk November 9, 2011

    ^ so u saw it to know for sure, homo confirmed

    +0
  • littletalk November 10, 2011

    the asians put the shit in Crazyshit

    +0
  • etdaddy November 10, 2011

    there will be shit later you can bet on it

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 10, 2011

    He doesn't know it yet, but she slipped some viagra in his drink.

    +0
 
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