Help Dave Find His Missing Dildos

Damn, Dave, you've got to keep better track of your dildos. And keeping them all together was a mistake. Instead of losing a bag of just 10 or 20 dildos, you went and lost them all. I hope you have some cucumbers at the house. If not, it might be time to get creative.

30 Comments
  • downunder69 November 10, 2011

    ps- A.K.A. bigtalk.. keep the white ones as reward if you like .fact

    +9
  • ludenlasivius November 10, 2011

    I don't even want to know what the reward would be. :(

    +7
  • tgarner November 10, 2011

    So numberonefan's real name is Dave, hmmm!

    +4
  • massiveballs November 10, 2011

    At 400lbs she must have got help putting up that poster

    +0
  • sandgroper November 10, 2011

    dave aka no1fag

    +3
  • u_mad_bro November 10, 2011

    i see what you did there

    +0
  • necrose3 November 10, 2011

    Hav any of you found my bag yet :P

    +4
  • frankdrebin November 10, 2011

    all in all it's just a-nother bag of dicks with no balls... just singing some pink floyd to myself

    +1
  • boredshitless November 10, 2011

    i got your fag bag at the end of my shotgun.

    +0
  • buttdarts November 10, 2011

    I'm going to call that shit right now. *67 of course.

    +2
  • mrratty November 10, 2011

    North American telephone area code 804 serves the Commonwealth of Virginia. Haha, must be a senator

    +6
  • httrailblazer November 10, 2011

    A fags r us sales rep lost his bag of demo dildos

    +1
  • etdaddy November 10, 2011

    check numberone's ass you'll find them and room for more

    +4
  • sirfartsalot November 10, 2011

    I'm going to call that number and ask if they found there dildo's yet. Mwhahaha!

    +0
  • format187 November 10, 2011

    Anybody call yet?

    +0
  • atmydismay November 10, 2011

    I called.. Its crayshit office..nice try fellas

    +7
  • asstro November 10, 2011

    Damn that pole gets lots of shit stapled to it...

    +0
  • biggertalk November 10, 2011

    how much is the reward

    -6
  • lenny9651 November 10, 2011

    ^^^^so your name is dave

    +2
  • larbob November 10, 2011

    @ biggertalk. the one you put in your ass. you can keep. that's your reward.

    +3
  • toesrus November 10, 2011

    I think they are in my girlfriend dresser drawer... I don't know where your light blue bag is though.

    +0
  • psychodawg November 10, 2011

    Dave!?!! Dave's not here man

    +4
  • thederp November 10, 2011

    check your ass, you probably left it there.

    +0
  • nh3kid November 10, 2011

    A bad of cocks , lost , reward , sounds susspicious

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 10, 2011

    That's how Jeffery Dahlmer started out.

    +0
  • fiercepierce November 10, 2011

    ^^toesrus^^ she is compensating.

    +0
  • pepsibottle1 November 11, 2011

    Bigtalk took them, he was getting lonely and needed a dick up his ass

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy November 11, 2011

    Thats some fag bag he lost.

    +0
  • onetime42 November 11, 2011

    I can't believe that my ex-wife is using the alias "Dave" again.

    +0
  • beauvallee November 14, 2011

    hahaha i so wanna make posters like this and put em up here in town with my ex's name and number lmao

    +1
 
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