They Call Him Stumpy Cock

Your dick is your best friend and you should treat him as such. I don't know what this asshole did to his, but it doesn't look good. And why the latex gloves? Is he afraid of catching his own AIDS?

34 Comments
  • downunder69 November 10, 2011

    fire cracker night at C S... B.Y.O gloves

    +6
  • ludenlasivius November 10, 2011

    He was just cleaning it, and it just went off.

    +2
  • massiveballs November 10, 2011

    Israeli visa

    +1
  • buttdarts November 10, 2011

    FIST!!!!!! me

    -6
  • ludenlasivius November 10, 2011

    ^^^ Fist you? You know somebody's gonna take you up on that offer.

    +3
  • httrailblazer November 10, 2011

    Damn, those anti rape needles do work

    +7
  • frankdrebin November 10, 2011

    that twinkie's officially out of filling

    +4
  • two-hats November 10, 2011

    With the knob missing from the end does that mean his hand will keep slipping off?

    +8
  • etdaddy November 10, 2011

    he can finger fuck with his dick

    -1
  • tgarner November 10, 2011

    That's why I jack off everyday, I don't want to build up to much pressure and blow the head off!

    +2
  • sirfartsalot November 10, 2011

    wtf are we looking at here? On second thought nevermind.

    +0
  • bigjoke November 10, 2011

    I'd kill myself

    +3
  • boredshitless November 10, 2011

    never get a free blowjob from a vampire

    +3
  • chargers November 10, 2011

    This guy is a total dick head !

    +0
  • asstro November 10, 2011

    I hope I never cum that hard...

    +3
  • biggertalk November 10, 2011

    looks like a twinkie

    -3
  • dazzza November 10, 2011

    I said give me head ffs...

    -1
  • iluvkitty November 10, 2011

    I knew Michael Jackson wasn't dead. Here is proof of him doing a reacharound on this freak.

    +2
  • treehouse21 November 10, 2011

    Poor guy. I hope that mohel got fired.

    -1
  • cruiserman November 10, 2011

    Where is my fuckn head?she took a bite....bitch

    +0
  • honkie365 November 10, 2011

    numberonefan went all Bugs Bunny on the end of that guys carrot.

    +2
  • thederp November 10, 2011

    lorena bobbit strikes again.

    +0
  • u_mad_bro November 10, 2011

    i don't see the problem here

    +0
  • nh3kid November 10, 2011

    Why do these guys do this to them selves ? If you hate your cock that bad just get fucking married ! youll never have to see or use it again

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi November 10, 2011

    @charger--don't you mean a total dick headless?

    +1
  • bucknuts November 10, 2011

    Never light firecrackers with your dick..,..,..,.

    +0
  • truckingman November 10, 2011

    What in the Mother Fuckin' Blue Fuck did he do shoot him self in the dick?

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • rockinron November 10, 2011

    my dick just told me he loves me and would never do anything to make me do that to him.

    -2
  • moedicker November 10, 2011

    must have been tryin to switch hands and gain a stroke

    +0
  • fiercepierce November 10, 2011

    Thank god that fucktard is out of the gene pool.

    +2
  • darkdeadevil November 11, 2011

    Great, one less fucker giving out STD's

    +2
  • zward November 11, 2011

    when road head goes terribly wrong

    +2
  • pandochka November 11, 2011

    When your crotch itches, just get some calamine lotion. Or, you can use rusty nails wrapped with a coat hanger like this gentleman.

    +0
  • eatmegood January 23, 2012

    WOW......that's one fucked up looking cock, fuck that...... even a crackhead would have seconds thoughts about putting that disgusting looking dick in their mouth! LMFAO!!!

    +0
 
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