Stick em' up. Rather, stick it up. And stick it right in her fat, black pussy hole. If you can find it, that is. You're going to make Big Momma a happy woman, or you're getting a cap busted in your ass. The choice is yours.
MY EYES! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!
its burned an image on my screen you bastards
She’s going to pop a cap in your ass with some popcorn chicken
Here is something sicker. Someone prolly hit it already
norbits mum .. "how u do,n"
It was just a joke bitch, here's your fucking chicken back!
god damn jack brown. you finished digesting sam jackson and now you're coming after me?
What the fuck does she need the gun for who's gonna go near that?
I'd hit it if I lost a bet. Amen
Someone asked her if they could have one of her Twinkies.
i bet those tits could stop a bullet
i'lld hit it with a 0.50cal----twice
sure why not? ive never had cocoa butter flavored cheese before
Sorry, ma'am, but my dick just isn't long enough to reach your pussy so you're just gonna have to shoot me...
she said my wishes could come true
^ They did, mommy does want you to play with her
That fat She-Boon would have to shoot me!
I like fat bitches but this one takes the cake literally!
I'd bang her in a NY min
Mrs Butterworth has gotten violent.... she must've got fired from the syrup plant.
reminds me of the joke that ends with..."fuck finding your keys, help me find my car keys, and we'll drive out of here".
That bitch is uglier than a bag full of abused assholes.
Damn what else does she have hidden in them rolls
if sex is a weapon then that pistol is the least of our worries.
ha ha ha. not on your fucking life adam
We have found the Black Hole Nebula.....
Damn...what a tacky wig.
I bet that she couldn't see her pussy even if she stood over a mirror.
I'd rather drink paint thinner and piss on a camp fire..,..,.,.
bitch has fat rolls on her taint
Give me my welfare CHECK...BITCH!
please feel free to pull the trigger, im fucking blind now anyways!!
Fuck no I would run for my life and it's not the Glock I'm afraid of.
I have a bolt action rifle that shoots an 11.15 mm diameter bullet, it will kill an elephant in one shot. They would bounce right right the fuck off those behemoth tits.
If you consider your target, her compositions, her dimensions, her sheer velocity, you can fire every nuke you have at her and she just smile at you and keep on coming.
Fuck you Aunt Jemima, I know that's a squirtgun full of syrup.
You can hit secretly, just dont tell your friends
I won't, but bigtalk would
Well it's either hit it or be shot! The black men dont even want their women so they now turn to forced sex
If that doesn't kill u she pulls out a uzi from the black abyss between her legs
Man, look at those big ass titties!!!! I'd cum all over and inside that big bitch!!!!
it needs to turn the gun around then pull the trigger. multiple times.
titty fuck time
Yes, without a doubt I would hit it with a harpoon
I wonder how long it's been since she could get close enough to her smelly twat to wash it? Any guesses?
sucks to be that towel
just like riding a moped... fun as hell till one of your freinds find out!
Just fucking shoot me, because i'm going to run like hell. And don't just cripple me because I will off myself first before that thing gets near me.
Someone ought to tell her that it would be a lot healthier if she'd bake the chicken instead of frying it for her fat black nigger ass
Yes....Yes I would.
id tap that