Her Very First Snow Penis

"i liv in texas maybe 30 miles from the coast by houston. we nvr see snow, actually i've only seen snow about 3 times in my life.this is 1 of them. and who wouldnt seize the moment and make a giant penis 4 laughs?lol. i couldnt mk it any bigger cuz as u can c it didnt snow all that much. so its just a flacid penis.lol"

27 Comments
  • u_mad_bro November 14, 2011

    still not as gay as twilight

    +13 -2
  • treehouse21 November 14, 2011

    Every time it snows I contemplate building one of these in front of my fat bitch neighbor's yard but I've never had the balls to do it. Pun intended.

    +9 -3
  • frankdrebin November 14, 2011

    please, there's enough snow to make a heel digging into those nuts

    +1 -4
  • m1009 November 14, 2011

    As soon as it shoots it's load of snowflakes it will begin to wither

    +12 -2
  • keymaster November 14, 2011

    that would be three times bigger if it was made out of black ice

    +3 -6
  • rockinron November 14, 2011

    not everything is bigger in texas!

    +7 -5
  • downunder69 November 14, 2011

    careful .. a stampede of fags are on there way

    +9 -2
  • mrmexicano November 14, 2011

    please numberonefan take a sit

    +14 -2
  • boobles November 14, 2011

    Wow - pics from the future now....when will your jiggery-pokery ever stop, Jay?

    +3 -3
  • crkrbob November 14, 2011

    Talk about getting cold cocked.

    +6 -1
  • lenny9651 November 14, 2011

    the 2 things that jay stares in wonder at, snow and dicks

    +1 -2
  • siko666 November 14, 2011

    Wow, a time traveling penis sculpture !

    +3 -2
  • fiercepierce November 14, 2011

    She doesn't have big expectations, does she?

    +2 -1
  • thederp November 14, 2011

    i'm gonna make a bigtalk comment: even when a white dick is big it's small fact.

    +1 -4
  • biggertalk November 14, 2011

    they were in the future brahs. dat is crazy lol

    +0 -5
  • boredshitless November 14, 2011

    wow we do have an immature audience

    +1 -2
  • numberonefan November 14, 2011

    Thanks for share your pic with us.

    Great dick 10/10

    +1 -6
  • ohwickedwendi November 14, 2011

    I like making ice cream cone penises.

    +1 -2
  • spinal12 November 14, 2011

    FROSTY THE PENIS

    +1 -2
  • soafan November 14, 2011

    Complete with pubes!

    +1 -1
  • honkie365 November 15, 2011

    numberone fan first suffered from asshole cramps..but later he came down with a bad case of frostbitten lips.

    +1 -1
  • thegreatwhite November 15, 2011

    This must be a giant Asian penise

    +0 -0
  • djsade November 15, 2011

    what a pity there is no snowwhite!!

    +0 -0
  • bigtalk November 15, 2011

    only white ppl

    +0 -3
  • etdaddy November 15, 2011

    wait till it sleets

    +0 -0
  • ridlaontharoof November 15, 2011

    @bigtalk, im not white u crazy nigger. no wonder every1 hates u. my kids however r gonna be half white 1 day so u can fuk off.

    anyways i had fun making this, so many laughs that day....

    +1 -0
  • ridlaontharoof November 15, 2011

    man u guys r rite, i could've made it bigger. o well i guess next time ill try alot HARDER...

    +1 -0
 
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