Make Her Squeal Like A Pig

Forget the Spanish Fly, all you need is bacon to get the ladies in the mood. That's why breakfast in bed works every time. Just smelling bacon will make a girl's panties wet. You could pick up some baconlube, or better yet, use bacon grease to ease your way inside her.

26 Comments
  • ludenlasivius November 16, 2011

    Out of the frying pan, into the fire...

    -4
  • killkenny November 16, 2011

    I wanna wallow in her mud(hole).

    +1
  • tgarner November 16, 2011

    If I put this stuff on her pussy, how can I ever stop licking it, because I really love bacon

    +3
  • billybadbird November 16, 2011

    make me want to eat her all the time

    +5
  • tgarner November 16, 2011

    You know that a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, in my next life, I want to be a pig

    +6
  • u_mad_bro November 16, 2011

    is there anything bad that comes from a dead pig?

    +6
  • rockinron November 16, 2011

    gonna be makin bacon the rest of the day for those 2.

    +2
  • sleeko November 16, 2011

    Don't expect to score any mooslim pussy, with this stuff.

    +7
  • fiercepierce November 16, 2011

    She can root around for my truffle any day.

    +3
  • zippernuts24 November 16, 2011

    stupid bitch

    +3
  • boredshitless November 16, 2011

    helping out with green cards from fat bitches for over 20 years!

    +5
  • honkie365 November 16, 2011

    numberonefan recommended.

    Used by fakes the world over.

    -1
  • heather2319 November 16, 2011

    yea b/c that's what i want, 4 the guy i'm dating 2 associate me w/ a pig

    +7
  • lenny9651 November 16, 2011

    PORK HER!

    +2
  • lenny9651 November 16, 2011

    and it makes delicious fried eggs

    +3
  • thederp November 16, 2011

    @heather don't worry, hun, you don't need bacon lube for your man to make that association.

    +1
  • boredshitless November 16, 2011

    sounds more like a cop attractant.

    +2
  • biggertalk November 16, 2011

    fiercepierce's girl, except she's an actual pig

    -3
  • downunder69 November 16, 2011

    Warning !! Side effects may result in police sodomy

    +2
  • httrailblazer November 16, 2011

    FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!!!! That stuff will attract the fat greasy bitches

    +1
  • soafan November 16, 2011

    So now instead of smelling like wet dog when he comes home he can smell like a wet dog who had a beggin strip... or is that just my guy?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi November 16, 2011

    And if you want to set a really romantic tone for your man, just try some of our bacon scented candles.

    +0
  • onetime42 November 16, 2011

    I'm addicted to eating pussy as it is, I can't imagine what would happen if my wife broke this stuff out!

    +2
  • bigtalk November 16, 2011

    a advertisement aimed at pig skins funny

    -1
  • heather2319 November 17, 2011

    @ thederp compliments will get u nowhere lol

    +2
  • fiercepierce November 17, 2011

    ^^biggertalk^^ at least I have a girlfriend, not like you, a boyfriend, that must be why numberonefan likes you so much.

    -1
 
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