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posted by Adam H. on 11/16/2011

Make Her Squeal Like A Pig

Forget the Spanish Fly, all you need is bacon to get the ladies in the mood. That's why breakfast in bed works every time. Just smelling bacon will make a girl's panties wet. You could pick up some baconlube, or better yet, use bacon grease to ease your way inside her.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
ludenlasivius
Out of the frying pan, into the fire...
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 11:09 AM

killkenny
I wanna wallow in her mud(hole).
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 11:15 AM

tgarner
If I put this stuff on her pussy, how can I ever stop licking it, because I really love bacon
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 11:16 AM

billybadbird
make me want to eat her all the time
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 11:18 AM

tgarner
You know that a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, in my next life, I want to be a pig
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 11:19 AM

u_mad_bro
is there anything bad that comes from a dead pig?
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 11:25 AM

rockinron
gonna be makin bacon the rest of the day for those 2.
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 11:27 AM

sleeko
Don’t expect to score any mooslim pussy, with this stuff.
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 11:45 AM

fiercepierce
She can root around for my truffle any day.
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 12:00 PM

zippernuts24
stupid bitch
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 1:07 PM

boredshitless
helping out with green cards from fat bitches for over 20 years!
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 1:14 PM

honkie365
numberonefan recommended. Used by fakes the world over.
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 1:37 PM

heather2319
yea b/c that’s what i want, 4 the guy i’m dating 2 associate me w/ a pig
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 1:53 PM

lenny9651
PORK HER!
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 2:04 PM

lenny9651
and it makes delicious fried eggs
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 2:05 PM

thederp
@heather don’t worry, hun, you don’t need bacon lube for your man to make that association.
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 3:36 PM

boredshitless
sounds more like a cop attractant.
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 3:37 PM

biggertalk
fiercepierce’s girl, except she’s an actual pig
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 3:49 PM

downunder69
Warning !! Side effects may result in police sodomy
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 5:55 PM

httrailblazer
FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!!!! That stuff will attract the fat greasy bitches
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 6:33 PM

soafan
So now instead of smelling like wet dog when he comes home he can smell like a wet dog who had a beggin strip... or is that just my guy?
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 6:47 PM

ohwickedwendi
And if you want to set a really romantic tone for your man, just try some of our bacon scented candles.
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 7:03 PM

onetime42
I’m addicted to eating pussy as it is, I can’t imagine what would happen if my wife broke this stuff out!
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 8:21 PM

bigtalk
a advertisement aimed at pig skins funny
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posted on: 11-16-11 @ 9:22 PM

heather2319
@ thederp compliments will get u nowhere lol
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posted on: 11-17-11 @ 3:12 AM

fiercepierce
^^biggertalk^^ at least I have a girlfriend, not like you, a boyfriend, that must be why numberonefan likes you so much.
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posted on: 11-17-11 @ 3:29 AM

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