It's like an ink blot. Look at it and tell me the first thing that comes to mind. I see a guy who can't handle his liquor, but had a really fun night before passing out and pissing himself. I also see a really bad headache when he wakes up.
Been there...done that!!!
He made it all the way there and blew it!.,.,.
The vodka tampon strikes again!
Ppftt....I do that at work all the time, and I've only been told I smell of piss twice!
warm piss is the closest thing to pussy his dick will
jay.. working late again
I saw a camel toe....Eye bleach.. NOW !
Drunk,fat, and dumb.
Actually I couldn't get to the toilet because his fat ass was passed out there. So I just pissed on his shorts so he would think he done it to himself. ;)
It sucks making the journey just to fall short
Too drunk to lift his gut out of the way?
your doing it wrong
What's written on his stomach? And are his underwear on backwards?
so close and yet so far
i don't always pee my pants, but when i do, i make sure the whole world knows about it
fiercepierce fat, white, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
This is why I stick with weed.
better than pissing in the frig
Thats nothin,he's gonna shit when he see's himself on the net
i see cockinass woke up next to his mom again wait thats a toilet same thing
bigtalk, why don't you find a toilet and then flush yourself you piece of shit!
and i love boobles.
I've never been that drunk.
"fat drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life son" dean of faber college.
biggertalk, if that is me, my bathroom floor tile is worth more than your entire ghetto house. Contrary to what you want to think, breaking out the real Kool-aid grape drink is not living high on the hog, and living on welfare and food stamps isn't really living.
stop crying, u wanted my attention, u got it.
and get ur ass up and be a man.
^^biggertalk^^ Do you really think you can embarrass or intimidate me? Dumb dumb, we are online and I have played you for a fool. No matter what your stupid little come back is, you know I am telling the truth. FACT
nice wet camel toe
biggertalk ups his own comments. it's almost as douchey as liking your own facebook status
I see a Camel Toe !! WTF ?
too bad he's not drunk just stupid