Masturbation Fees Will Increase Next Semester

There's a price for masturbating, aside from hairy palms and loss of vision, and that price will be reflected in next semester's tuition increase. We can't be cleaning up your sperm all day long. Jizz moppers come at a hefty fee, so if you want to jack it in the library bathroom, bring a spankerchief.

31 Comments
  • zippernuts24 November 18, 2011

    please be first please be first...

    -10
  • zippernuts24 November 18, 2011

    YES!

    -9
  • spaulding November 18, 2011

    Sounds like they just need to hire a sexy librarian slut.

    +6
  • tgarner November 18, 2011

    Well could we at least have a bucket to cum in? It's tough to go all day, just ask the Dean, he'll tell ya!

    +4
  • downunder69 November 18, 2011

    i,m bored all the time ...... back in 5

    +5
  • chupamiverga November 18, 2011

    thloonman, If masturbation was a crime the USA would be out of debt in about an hour.

    +3
  • kwags November 18, 2011

    "excessive amount of semen", that must mean that there's an acceptable level? Oh, and it takes them 600 years to figure out what the stains on the floor are from?

    +3
  • acemc November 18, 2011

    hear that nomberonefan??? time to crack that piggy bank...

    +0
  • httrailblazer November 18, 2011

    The college needs to install "handy" wipe dispensers. Sticky problem solved

    +4
  • nh3kid November 18, 2011

    They must have a really good library.

    +2
  • iluvkitty November 18, 2011

    Can u put the font bigger, I can't see the description, Thanks.

    +2
  • tat2d_soldier November 18, 2011

    there goes my sundays

    +3
  • bigtalk November 18, 2011

    a lot of white boys must go to that public library they cant afford there own pc when there on welfare

    -14
  • lenny9651 November 18, 2011

    but they won't let me check out the playboys anymore since i brought the last one back all stuck together

    +2
  • thederp November 18, 2011

    what about blumpkins?

    -3
  • boredshitless November 18, 2011

    they can always come to crazyshit... thats what i do when im bored

    +2
  • biggertalk November 18, 2011

    fiercepierce and bigjoke are disappointed. btw bigjoke make me stfu, pussy.

    -5
  • frankdrebin November 18, 2011

    in all fairness, a British library is full of bloody wankers and tacitly, no cunts

    +2
  • soafan November 18, 2011

    Are they sure it wasnt the librarians who were jacking off?

    +2
  • boofano November 18, 2011

    it will be a competition now ..

    +1
  • rockinron November 18, 2011

    since they posted that they will be ankle deep in baby batter within the week!!

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi November 18, 2011

    What do they expect when they put a porn section in the library?

    +5
  • fiercepierce November 18, 2011

    ^^bigtalk^^ I see you're still dumb as ever, for fuck sake learn to read.

    +2
  • iamthatgood November 19, 2011

    What the hell are they going to enquire about at the help desk?

    +3
  • bigjoke November 19, 2011

    OOO Here comes Biggerjoke, tough guy gonna say fighting words via the internet!

    +3
  • 0_0__freak November 19, 2011

    Hmmm someone doesn't know the difference between their and there.. enough said naggR 4 sure

    +2
  • killkenny November 19, 2011

    I graduated summa CUM laude.

    +2
  • phuxu November 19, 2011

    so what if your not bored, just feel like masturbating? is it ok then?

    +2
  • etdaddy November 19, 2011

    thats what coeds hair is for you assholes

    +2
  • rodgtard November 19, 2011

    What happened to the black crowd? oh thats right, they cant read.

    +2
  • u_mad_bro November 19, 2011

    saw it on artoftrolling

    +1
 
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