Wait till you see the new vase I got!

I can't see how this could possibly feel good in any way, shape or form. Then again, I've never tried it myself.......and never will! What the fuck is going through your head when you decide to throw a bouquet of fake flowers in your dick hole? "Hey, my girlfriend'll really like these flowers," or "man, I'm super gay and flowers sound nice, in my dick-hole." I'm confused, but hey, keep up the good work of keeping us saying WTF?!?!

26 Comments
  • tat2d_soldier November 19, 2011

    happy anniversary baby.. heres your flowers.. now suck my dick

    +7
  • urapnes1701d November 19, 2011

    Iv heard of planting your seed but what the fuck!?

    +7
  • downunder69 November 19, 2011

    and i bet you think the sun does,nt shine out of my ass

    +2
  • 2indastink November 19, 2011

    cunting fuck wank shit piss.

    -2
  • etdaddy November 19, 2011

    by the power of flowers, hard on

    -1
  • u-235 November 19, 2011

    Why do I see this pic and think of Flowers of Romance from Public Image Limited...

    +2
  • spaulding November 19, 2011

    I think my cock just sucked so far in, that it became a vagina.

    +3
  • rockinron November 19, 2011

    you can bet those thorns are gonna tear that meat stick up something fierce when she pulls those rose's out!1

    -6
  • saphirre13 November 19, 2011

    Exactly what I wanted for my bday! :)

    +1
  • thederp November 19, 2011

    ^^i want to de-flower you.

    +4
  • frankdrebin November 19, 2011

    I cum roses baby

    +3
  • mccracken November 19, 2011

    I'll bring these to your office Saphirre13!

    +2
  • rodgtard November 19, 2011

    Every rose has a thorn, just like every ass has hair,,,,ooops i was singing lightfighters version of the timeless classic

    +1
  • lenny9651 November 19, 2011

    fags will do anything for attention

    +1
  • boredshitless November 19, 2011

    so i guess he thinks his nuts smell like roses.

    +2
  • onetime42 November 19, 2011

    He obviously soaks his cock in Miracle Grow.

    +3
  • biggertalk November 19, 2011

    what the hell those flowers have a dick

    -4
  • bucknuts November 19, 2011

    YOU stop and smell the roses if you wanna, but i'm movein on Brethren!

    +0
  • fiercepierce November 19, 2011

    Cut it off but for you really disrespect yourself.

    -1
  • u_mad_bro November 19, 2011

    now how many of you fuckers can grow flowers out your dick?

    -1
  • soafan November 20, 2011

    good thing their plastic or they would have shrivled up and died by now.

    +0
  • saphirre13 November 20, 2011

    awwww u make me blush!

    +2
  • ludenlasivius November 20, 2011

    Everything's cumming up roses!

    +2
  • soafan November 20, 2011

    ^^^somebody likes showtunes!!!

    +0
  • dazzza November 20, 2011

    It's a good job he doesn't like cactus.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 21, 2011

    Please let him have left the thorns on.

    +1
 
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