I can't see how this could possibly feel good in any way, shape or form. Then again, I've never tried it myself.......and never will! What the fuck is going through your head when you decide to throw a bouquet of fake flowers in your dick hole? "Hey, my girlfriend'll really like these flowers," or "man, I'm super gay and flowers sound nice, in my dick-hole." I'm confused, but hey, keep up the good work of keeping us saying WTF?!?!