Maybe he thinks if he covers his face and can't see anybody, then nobody will see him jacking off on the subway. That sounds like the logic of somebody who's smoked their brain cells away. Meth is a helluva drug.
Gotta keep the stank in.
Priority Seating. Please give this chair up for wankers.
I would start a conversation with that fucker, just to hear the crazy shit he says.
I like to masturbate on public transport too, only I like to join the half mile high club, that's a cheeky wank in the aeroplane shitter.
hahahaha.. it's like hide and seek.. if you can't see the others u assume the others don't see u.. hmmm... 5 year old kids could hide better..
Don't laugh. He's on his way to pick up your daughter.
give me all your money i have a gun!
Eyez can only turn indivisible if no ones is lookin at me.
Undercover TSA agent?
i don't think he realizes that he hasn't washed his clothes in awhile
PEEK-A-BOO I SEE YOU
it's hard to enjoy jacking off with that subway stink
i think he dutch oven-ed himself... nobody dislikes the smell of their own brand.
theres naked chick pics taped inside his shirt
you think thats nasty wait till he sniffs his hand
Somebody buy this man a coat...or maybe a pussy pocket. You know, the one with the lube and suction cup.
Excuse me you have a light
if u gotta do it u gotta do it
hell all those fine bitches in NYC... i can't blame him
he's giving himself a "stranger"
Camouflage clothing and hiding ........ With this logic , next train ride I'll go naked as the invisible man
No one will ever want to sit in that seat again after his naked diseased ass.
He's really thinking about Adam
The guy just stays anonymous wile jacking off.
He just farted
thats one way not to be asked for a Ticket
He just wants some alone time.
ahh he's just trying for the elusive under the shirt facial
If the retard religious freaks think birth control & abortion is murder then masturbation shld be mass execution
Oh damn--that's my psychology professor.
He wouldnt see the round house punch coming his way.
lmao @ pasher