They Can't See What I'm Doing

Maybe he thinks if he covers his face and can't see anybody, then nobody will see him jacking off on the subway. That sounds like the logic of somebody who's smoked their brain cells away. Meth is a helluva drug.

32 Comments
  • pasher71 November 20, 2011

    Gotta keep the stank in.

    +4
  • frankdrebin November 20, 2011

    Priority Seating. Please give this chair up for wankers.

    +6
  • spaulding November 20, 2011

    I would start a conversation with that fucker, just to hear the crazy shit he says.

    +5
  • 2indastink November 20, 2011

    I like to masturbate on public transport too, only I like to join the half mile high club, that's a cheeky wank in the aeroplane shitter.

    +3
  • saphirre13 November 20, 2011

    hahahaha.. it's like hide and seek.. if you can't see the others u assume the others don't see u.. hmmm... 5 year old kids could hide better..

    +1
  • oicu8abullet November 20, 2011

    Don't laugh. He's on his way to pick up your daughter.

    +5
  • rockinron November 20, 2011

    give me all your money i have a gun!

    -4
  • urapnes1701d November 20, 2011

    Eyez can only turn indivisible if no ones is lookin at me.

    +0
  • willylickaball November 20, 2011

    Undercover TSA agent?

    +6
  • u_mad_bro November 20, 2011

    i don't think he realizes that he hasn't washed his clothes in awhile

    +4
  • lenny9651 November 20, 2011

    PEEK-A-BOO I SEE YOU

    +1
  • lenny9651 November 20, 2011

    it's hard to enjoy jacking off with that subway stink

    +2
  • thederp November 20, 2011

    i think he dutch oven-ed himself... nobody dislikes the smell of their own brand.

    -1
  • grinder November 20, 2011

    theres naked chick pics taped inside his shirt

    +0
  • bigtalk November 20, 2011

    you think thats nasty wait till he sniffs his hand

    -6
  • xiii November 20, 2011

    Somebody buy this man a coat...or maybe a pussy pocket. You know, the one with the lube and suction cup.

    +0
  • hatemail November 20, 2011

    Excuse me you have a light

    +0
  • biggertalk November 20, 2011

    if u gotta do it u gotta do it

    -6
  • boredshitless November 20, 2011

    hell all those fine bitches in NYC... i can't blame him

    -1
  • lenny9651 November 20, 2011

    he's giving himself a "stranger"

    +1
  • downunder69 November 20, 2011

    Camouflage clothing and hiding ........ With this logic , next train ride I'll go naked as the invisible man

    +1
  • soafan November 20, 2011

    No one will ever want to sit in that seat again after his naked diseased ass.

    -1
  • dazzza November 20, 2011

    He's really thinking about Adam

    +0
  • lameristotel November 20, 2011

    The guy just stays anonymous wile jacking off.

    +0
  • spinal12 November 20, 2011

    He just farted

    +0
  • d90girl November 21, 2011

    thats one way not to be asked for a Ticket

    +1
  • fiercepierce November 21, 2011

    He just wants some alone time.

    +0
  • etdaddy November 21, 2011

    ahh he's just trying for the elusive under the shirt facial

    +0
  • cthulu November 21, 2011

    If the retard religious freaks think birth control & abortion is murder then masturbation shld be mass execution

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi November 21, 2011

    Oh damn--that's my psychology professor.

    -1
  • rodgtard November 22, 2011

    He wouldnt see the round house punch coming his way.

    +0
  • heather2319 November 28, 2011

    lmao @ pasher

    +1
 
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