Only Half A Man

I'll ask what we're all thinking. Where does he piss and shit from? Here's another question. Is life worth living if you don't have a penis? I bet he can do a lot of push-ups though.

35 Comments
  • vulture November 24, 2011

    Looks like they fitted him with his own mobile crapper.

    I'm wondering if this was the guy trying to put his guts back in the other week

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  • frankdrebin November 24, 2011

    I present the Real Mr. Potatohead. Who wants fries?

    +8
  • askyoursister November 24, 2011

    he can finally fit into that R2D2 costume he always wanted

    +6
  • spaulding November 24, 2011

    Humpty dumpty sat on the Great Wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. Then all the kings horses turned him into a bionic future robot, with laserbeams on his head to destroy the world.

    +10
  • lenny9651 November 24, 2011

    one of the few asian scooter survivors

    +6
  • mccracken November 24, 2011

    He's actually taller than he was before the accident!

    +8
  • siko666 November 24, 2011

    Peng Shuilin had half of his body amputated after being run over by a truck. The video is here someware. I saw it posted a few months ago...

    +3
  • u_mad_bro November 24, 2011

    yeah i bet he still gets laid

    -1
  • siko666 November 24, 2011

    Here..but this was longer ago...maybe a repost. Either way, here he is fucked up on the ground freshly wounded.

    crazyshit/cnt/medias/21177-dude-cut-in-half-and-still-alive

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  • boobles November 24, 2011

    Chinese men have tiny dicks anyway, he isn't missing much....

    +2
  • boredshitless November 24, 2011

    they just added more silverware to his name

    +6
  • twistedreamz November 24, 2011

    He's just like a baby :D haha

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  • treehouse21 November 24, 2011

    I don't have a penis either and I'm doing just fine!

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  • etdaddy November 24, 2011

    thats why they're all so short

    +1
  • numberonefan November 24, 2011

    Where is his asshole ?

    -5
  • moldedguppy November 24, 2011

    New and improved asian with adjustable hight settings, and a lemon sented shit smell.

    -1
  • fiercepierce November 24, 2011

    In the second picture he was telling the doctors, "I used to be this big!"

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  • biggertalk November 24, 2011

    they said they could rebuild him...... hes the 6 million dollar man

    -6
  • cellule November 24, 2011

    I wonder how they strapped him on his moped?

    -1
  • urapnes1701d November 24, 2011

    Lmao @ numberonefan's comment.

    +0
  • yeayeayea November 24, 2011

    No dick, no way to jack off, no reason to have hands anymore. Cut them off too.

    -2
  • motatwo November 24, 2011

    he never been THAT tall!!

    -3
  • thederp November 24, 2011

    it looks like yao ming's cock.

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  • killagain November 24, 2011

    Congratulations, you are now a midget.

    -2
  • nh3kid November 24, 2011

    Where the hell does he pee from? Out his belly button?

    +0
  • kane November 24, 2011

    Missing my legs would probably be a deal breaker right there, but no dick? Where's Dr. Kevorkian when you need him?

    +4
  • rockinron November 24, 2011

    wont be lighting his farts on fire anytime soon.

    -6
  • bite-me71 November 24, 2011

    Wheres his asshole? You ate it numberonefan.

    +5
  • mrfluffdaddy November 25, 2011

    overdose on krokodile

    +0
  • dazzza November 25, 2011

    And for my next trick..

    -1
  • ihavenosoul November 25, 2011

    Cause..... I'm Half The Man I Used To Be

    +0
  • djsade November 27, 2011

    how to piss?how to fuck?

    life have no meaning...

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  • daddy_fat_sack November 28, 2011

    girl:" oh I'm sorry it takes two to tango!

    :)

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  • heather2319 November 28, 2011

    i like how even w/ no legs he's still not much shorter than every1 else in that pic

    +0
  • cardel72 November 30, 2011

    I bet he walks around like a little Malaysian "Cotton Hill"

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