A Jeffrey Dahmer Thanksgiving

If you don't have any turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving, you can always substitute with a man. Just cut off his junk, tie him up and put him in the oven for a few hours. And make sure to check the temperature with a meat thermometer. You don't want to get sick from eating him.

27 Comments
  • spaulding November 25, 2011

    What'd they stuff it with? Heroin?

    -2
  • frankdrebin November 25, 2011

    Feliz Día de Gracias de Medellin

    +2
  • rockinron November 25, 2011

    what? no stuffing?

    -4
  • yeayeayea November 25, 2011

    Tastes like chicken!!

    -2
  • cellule November 25, 2011

    He kept the genitals for dessert?

    +2
  • tastycake November 25, 2011

    i see the cartels are getting festive for turkey day

    +3
  • vulture November 25, 2011

    Having gone to the trouble of cooking him you would think some one would have had a sprige of parsley ready for the decoration

    +5
  • smutly2 November 25, 2011

    Must of spent all night basting, it's cooked to a lovely golden brown..

    +3
  • johnmadden11 November 25, 2011

    Is everyone still going to fight over the dark meat?

    +2
  • karizmah November 25, 2011

    Dude... that looks like a kid, not a man.

    +1
  • sscars November 25, 2011

    wheres the gravy?

    +2
  • lenny9651 November 25, 2011

    the mexican drug cartels are really getting creative, somebody loves his work

    +1
  • smak November 25, 2011

    should have used the deep fryer!

    +0
  • biggertalk November 25, 2011

    its plastic u morons

    -4
  • t0mmy November 25, 2011

    it looks fake... there is no throat hole

    -1
  • onetime42 November 25, 2011

    2indastink will bring the gravy...its hand made.

    +2
  • crazyvet November 25, 2011

    Did they use hickory or mesquite wood in their smoker?

    +0
  • downunder69 November 25, 2011

    only thing that comes to mind is .. pass the mash potatoes beeaatch

    +0
  • bigtalk November 25, 2011

    thanksgiving cartel style

    -5
  • bucknuts November 26, 2011

    So will there be a Funeral or a Picnic?

    +0
  • fiercepierce November 26, 2011

    The cartels must be gay, they'll hack up a pretty whore but they'll eat some Mexican dude?

    -1
  • ludenlasivius November 26, 2011

    Midget: It's what's for dinner.

    +2
  • u_mad_bro November 26, 2011

    yeah it looks good, but it's still fake. i saw these things at an oddity shop in seattle. they are stuffed meat wrapped in more meat.

    +0
  • boredshitless November 28, 2011

    Asians cooking baby's, not a surprise from cs

    +0
  • jphinfan86 November 29, 2011

    Holy shit. We see some brutal shit every day on this website (hence the name) but this one truly makes me think, what. the. fuck?! Talk about going all out to make some type of point. I see someone snatched the undercarriage party favor for themselves?

    +0
  • flyboy3313 May 24, 2012

    Do you live everyday in complete denial of what your eyes see?

    +0
  • flyboy3313 May 24, 2012

    FUCK !

    it took me a minute to realize this wasn't a weird radioactive accident turkey or some such shit!

    +0
 
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