Hey Killer, do you think you could get your balls off my phone? I really have to make a call. I hate to disturb your testes, as they look so comfortable, but it has to be done. I guess I'll have to stop leaving my phone on vibrate from now on.
now call the dog on the phone,he'll move
Awww nuts...someones getting ball sweat in there ear.
Hey man I think your dog Ball Dialed me?
why does my phone smell like dog balls
Only a gay dog would put his balls on a purple phone
What's the big deal, I set mine on vibrate and do this all the time...
broken glass everywhere people pissing on the stairs, you know they just don’t care i can't take the smell, i cant take the noise got no money to move out, i guess i got no choice rats in the front room, roaches in the back junkie's in the alley with a baseball bat i tried to get away, but i couldn't get far cause a man with a tow-truck repossessed my car
don't push me cause I'm close to the edge i'm trying not to lose my head, ah huh-huh-huh
^^biggertalk^^ ghetto life getting to you? It could be worst, this dog could be resting his balls on your face. Oh my bad, you would enjoy that.
The phone rings and the ring tone is "I've got big balls"
Set ringtone to hummm
it's prolly set on vibrate. i do the same thing.
tea baggin t-mobile
He's sexting Paris Hiltons chihuahua Tinkerbell
Testing the new "Weights and measures" app.
Is there shit in that dog's ass??
This dog does'nt have a name, he's got a number.
Sit, Ubu, sit. Bad dog.
If hw were neutered we would have this problem....
what kind of clean human lets a big dog stay inside?
He tea bagged your phone LOOOOL
that's what happens when you have a dead guy from halo as your wallpaper
My dog is just nuts over my new phone.
Can you hear me now?
and the following day spike was neutered
i bet its set to vibrate.
finds the nearest bitch in heat for him
its a dog, how else is he supposed to use the screen on a smart phone...duh