I Got The New Dog Balls App

Hey Killer, do you think you could get your balls off my phone? I really have to make a call. I hate to disturb your testes, as they look so comfortable, but it has to be done. I guess I'll have to stop leaving my phone on vibrate from now on.

  • grinder November 27, 2011

    now call the dog on the phone,he'll move

  • iamthatgood November 27, 2011

    Awww nuts...someones getting ball sweat in there ear.

  • nh3kid November 27, 2011

    Hey man I think your dog Ball Dialed me?

  • lenny9651 November 27, 2011

    why does my phone smell like dog balls

  • vulture November 27, 2011

    Only a gay dog would put his balls on a purple phone

  • asstro November 27, 2011

    What's the big deal, I set mine on vibrate and do this all the time...

  • biggertalk November 27, 2011

    broken glass everywhere people pissing on the stairs, you know they just don’t care i can't take the smell, i cant take the noise got no money to move out, i guess i got no choice rats in the front room, roaches in the back junkie's in the alley with a baseball bat i tried to get away, but i couldn't get far cause a man with a tow-truck repossessed my car

    don't push me cause I'm close to the edge i'm trying not to lose my head, ah huh-huh-huh

  • fiercepierce November 27, 2011

    ^^biggertalk^^ ghetto life getting to you? It could be worst, this dog could be resting his balls on your face. Oh my bad, you would enjoy that.

  • tgarner November 27, 2011

    The phone rings and the ring tone is "I've got big balls"

  • downunder69 November 27, 2011

    Set ringtone to hummm

  • thederp November 27, 2011

    it's prolly set on vibrate. i do the same thing.

  • tat2d_soldier November 27, 2011

    tea baggin t-mobile

  • willylickaball November 27, 2011

    He's sexting Paris Hiltons chihuahua Tinkerbell

  • urapnes1701d November 27, 2011

    Testing the new "Weights and measures" app.

  • urapnes1701d November 27, 2011

    Is there shit in that dog's ass??

  • cellule November 27, 2011

    This dog does'nt have a name, he's got a number.

  • ludenlasivius November 27, 2011

    Sit, Ubu, sit. Bad dog.

  • soafan November 28, 2011

    If hw were neutered we would have this problem....

  • boredshitless November 28, 2011

    what kind of clean human lets a big dog stay inside?

  • daddy_fat_sack November 28, 2011

    He tea bagged your phone LOOOOL

  • u_mad_bro November 28, 2011

    that's what happens when you have a dead guy from halo as your wallpaper

  • jasonjetski November 28, 2011

    My dog is just nuts over my new phone.

  • ludenlasivius November 28, 2011

    Can you hear me now?

  • ihavenosoul November 28, 2011

    and the following day spike was neutered

  • rockinron November 28, 2011

    i bet its set to vibrate.

  • etdaddy November 28, 2011

    finds the nearest bitch in heat for him

  • mrfluffdaddy November 29, 2011

    its a dog, how else is he supposed to use the screen on a smart phone...duh

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