He's Got Nice Melons

This man has a serious case of jungle fever, so he concocted this watermelon outfit to attract all the ladies. The Bud Light inspired his creativity, but pretty soon he's going to have to switch to St. Ides.

32 Comments
  • grinder November 27, 2011

    I bet his moobs fit quite nicely

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  • grinder November 27, 2011

    Jay?

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  • dozer67 November 27, 2011

    yep that's Jay...

    -1
  • iamthatgood November 27, 2011

    It's the melonator...you can't beet him...he will squash you.

    -2
  • doinktheclown November 27, 2011

    I bet every SheBoon for miles is beating a path to him right now.

    -1
  • pinkdildo November 27, 2011

    good choice in beer

    -3
  • nh3kid November 27, 2011

    Mellon Man ! He can drink an intire six pack in a single foot ball quarter!

    -3
  • lenny9651 November 27, 2011

    budget cuts have really affected the space program

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  • vulture November 27, 2011

    If thats a melonoma he should see a doctor

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  • biggertalk November 27, 2011

    this is what he wears when he aint wearin his kkk robes

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  • fiercepierce November 27, 2011

    He just wants bigtalk, biggertalk, and crackerkiller to like him.

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  • biggertalk November 27, 2011

    so u want us to like u afterall?

    -7
  • tgarner November 27, 2011

    Bet he does the water melon crawl before the night is over!

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  • downunder69 November 27, 2011

    Ok tough guy .. Let's see u stand in the middle of downtown Atlanta

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  • carinya November 27, 2011

    Gotta make your own fun in the south

    -3
  • thederp November 27, 2011

    i wonder where the banana is?...

    -3
  • dozer67 November 27, 2011

    the only thing this guy will attract is fruit flies

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  • hoggius November 27, 2011

    nope not jay,,,,,,,think is name is rick

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  • hoggius November 27, 2011

    not jay

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  • willylickaball November 27, 2011

    Nice mellons

    -2
  • cellule November 27, 2011

    Don't go around ghettos, basketball fields or pimped Cadillac Escalade.

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  • spinal12 November 27, 2011

    nigger's look at him and say damn you look good

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  • crazyvet November 27, 2011

    The new Belgum owned Anheuser-Busch is trying to sell us watermellon flavored Bud Light.

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  • jgimages November 28, 2011

    Thats the new Penn State coach.....

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  • soafan November 28, 2011

    Halloween costume fail. Damn what is with all the neg nazis lately?

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  • boredshitless November 28, 2011

    no wonder he looks like a pussy... he's drinking light beer!

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  • fiercepierce November 28, 2011

    ^^biggertalk^^ Nope I don't, you're gay and I am not. So I don't want you to like me. Now go enjoy your melon man, fag.

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  • u_mad_bro November 28, 2011

    seems legit

    -1
  • spaulding November 28, 2011

    It's a Polish astronaut.

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  • rockinron November 28, 2011

    so thats a hairy buffalo?

    -2
  • mrfluffdaddy November 29, 2011

    gladiators ready

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  • shimmery315 November 29, 2011

    I call fake, she aint black

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