This man has a serious case of jungle fever, so he concocted this watermelon outfit to attract all the ladies. The Bud Light inspired his creativity, but pretty soon he's going to have to switch to St. Ides.
I bet his moobs fit quite nicely
yep that's Jay...
It's the melonator...you can't beet him...he will squash you.
I bet every SheBoon for miles is beating a path to him right now.
good choice in beer
Mellon Man ! He can drink an intire six pack in a single foot ball quarter!
budget cuts have really affected the space program
If thats a melonoma he should see a doctor
this is what he wears when he aint wearin his kkk robes
He just wants bigtalk, biggertalk, and crackerkiller to like him.
so u want us to like u afterall?
Bet he does the water melon crawl before the night is over!
Ok tough guy .. Let's see u stand in the middle of downtown Atlanta
Gotta make your own fun in the south
i wonder where the banana is?...
the only thing this guy will attract is fruit flies
nope not jay,,,,,,,think is name is rick
Don't go around ghettos, basketball fields or pimped Cadillac Escalade.
nigger's look at him and say damn you look good
The new Belgum owned Anheuser-Busch is trying to sell us watermellon flavored Bud Light.
Thats the new Penn State coach.....
Halloween costume fail. Damn what is with all the neg nazis lately?
no wonder he looks like a pussy... he's drinking light beer!
^^biggertalk^^ Nope I don't, you're gay and I am not. So I don't want you to like me. Now go enjoy your melon man, fag.
It's a Polish astronaut.
so thats a hairy buffalo?
I call fake, she aint black