Can I See The Menu Again?

That's the last time I eat at this Chinese restaurant. I knew I shouldn't have ordered the wang platter. At least I got mine with vegetables. My girl had the one with creamy noodles. And not even a damn fortune cookie.

28 Comments
  • coonboy December 5, 2011

    Uhg brussle sprouts and chared penis again mom?

    +1
  • urapnes1701d December 5, 2011

    Could you imagine what "A Christmas Story" would be like if they had this instead of the Peking Duck?

    +0
  • cthulu December 5, 2011

    taste rike chicken

    +0
  • 2indastink December 5, 2011

    tastes of ass not cunt. And maybe chicken.

    +0
  • d90girl December 5, 2011

    I'll pass, but thanks anyway ;-0

    +0
  • 2indastink December 5, 2011

    ....and that must be 1 small plate to be an Asian penis.

    +1
  • lenny9651 December 5, 2011

    mental note: never order sausage in asia

    +0
  • yeayeayea December 5, 2011

    Fuckin retarded

    +0
  • crazyasshole December 5, 2011

    excuse me waiter, this dish is way too salty!

    +3
  • asstro December 5, 2011

    The smaller brussel sprouts are the most tender, it must be the same for cock...

    +0
  • boredshitless December 5, 2011

    you can definatly tell that's an asian dish

    +0
  • oicu8abullet December 5, 2011

    At least I have a visual now when I tell someone to go eat a dick.

    +0
  • downunder69 December 5, 2011

    When the menu says cock and balls it ain't chicken and potatoes

    +1
  • biggertalk December 5, 2011

    nah im a vegetarian yo....

    -3
  • crazyvet December 5, 2011

    Those vegetables really look good.

    +0
  • thederp December 5, 2011

    the creamofsumyunguy? i never touch the stuff. ;)

    +0
  • shit4brains December 5, 2011

    What a fucked up con-cock-tion

    +1
  • ghosthunter December 5, 2011

    Served in every chinnese resturant in San Francisco bay.

    +0
  • treehouse21 December 5, 2011

    There really isn't anything else you can do with a dick that small.

    +0
  • nofnof December 5, 2011

    ol' fettuccini alfreDICK...mangia!

    +0
  • sadstcllysweet December 5, 2011

    Pfft...they'll still be hungry again in 30 minutes.

    +0
  • fiercepierce December 5, 2011

    no, no thank you, I had a snack earlier.

    +0
  • lightfighter December 5, 2011

    No shit on the plate? WTF?

    -5
  • moedicker December 6, 2011

    now why the fuck did Biggertalk think we need to see what hes having for dinner?

    +3
  • honkie365 December 6, 2011

    Thanksgiving meal for numberonefag.

    +0
  • vulture December 6, 2011

    With luck that is numberonefag

    -1
  • johnmadden11 December 6, 2011

    Waiter, I asked for a family sized order. Why is this a white cock on my plate?

    -2
  • flyboy3313 May 24, 2012

    but where are they getting all those little peckers from for the kitchen?

    The ladyboy sex change clinic...

    +0
 
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