She's Very Talented With Wood

She just can't get enough wood, and when her man isn't providing any, she's forced to make her own. That's why she spends hours in her shed whittling the finest wood dildos in the world. Her handy work is incredible. Just keep that knife away from my penis.

38 Comments
  • uncze9 December 6, 2011

    Hey! Lets see more of the artist!

    +2
  • 2indastink December 6, 2011

    she uses her own penis as a template.

    +3
  • massiveballs December 6, 2011

    she makes a great Woodpecker

    +3
  • grinder December 6, 2011

    gives a whole new meaning to "got wood",just watch out for splinters

    +2
  • cs1 December 6, 2011

    Judging by the angle of the sun, it appears that she has morning wood.

    +0
  • tgarner December 6, 2011

    Dr: Miss, you seem to have splinters in your vagina!

    -2
  • 2indastink December 6, 2011

    her cunt must be full of splinters.

    +5
  • yeayeayea December 6, 2011

    Someone got replaced by a piece of wood.

    +0
  • vulture December 6, 2011

    she can give me wood any time

    +2
  • downunder69 December 6, 2011

    walking sticks for the elderly gay

    +2
  • feircepierce December 6, 2011

    I wonder if I can comment on this without calling someone a fag or a nigger?

    +5
  • grinder December 6, 2011

    ever see the movie "Woodcock"?

    +4
  • lenny9651 December 6, 2011

    WOOD IS GOOD!!

    +0
  • lenny9651 December 6, 2011

    i don't know, a woman that likes to use a knife on cocks

    +0
  • boredshitless December 6, 2011

    i wouldnt fuck her, that's got psycho bitch written all over it.

    +0
  • etdaddy December 6, 2011

    just watch out for termites in the snatch

    +2
  • thederp December 6, 2011

    she's a busy beaver... *coughs*

    +0
  • frankdrebin December 6, 2011

    russian, of course.

    +0
  • biggertalk December 6, 2011

    bored much?

    -4
  • mrfluffdaddy December 6, 2011

    on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, a cock carved out of a tree

    +3
  • dozer67 December 6, 2011

    Hope she dosen't get termites..

    +0
  • crazyvet December 6, 2011

    This cutie has dick on the brain! Someone give her an orgasm or two so she can calm down.

    +0
  • bucknuts December 6, 2011

    She can whittle my bone with them pussy lips!

    +0
  • boredshitless December 6, 2011

    attention class this is mrs. woodcock, your new shop teacher.

    +0
  • clrz1000 December 6, 2011

    she'll hane to use a little bonsai tree to make the asian penis.

    +0
  • clrz1000 December 6, 2011

    ^^have

    +0
  • dumbnigger December 6, 2011

    last time the real black meat took her purse so she needed to change it up

    -1
  • m1009 December 6, 2011

    Well we now know who the teachers pet was in woodshop

    +0
  • rockinron December 6, 2011

    loraina bobbit finally found her true calling.

    -1
  • nofnof December 7, 2011

    I would have thought Japan, but for the Tolstoy book, matbe she's exporting her handicrafts, at any rate I wouldn't feel safe sleeping next to her.

    +0
  • soafan December 7, 2011

    Well thats unsanitary. You let your pussy juice rot on that and you can count on an infection.

    +0
  • urapnes1701d December 7, 2011

    "Woody's WoodPecker"

    +0
  • fiercepierce December 7, 2011

    She is the only female that numberonefan actually wants to be friends with.

    +2
  • mrbigglesworth December 7, 2011

    I think me and her would get along just fine.

    +0
  • dozer67 December 7, 2011

    Pinochio's wife is not getting any wood these days so she had to make one.

    +0
  • thibs December 8, 2011

    Lorena Bobbitt everyone, hard at work

    +0
  • realtalk December 21, 2011

    Do you put a condom on it???

    +0
  • iwanna January 6, 2012

    Ooooooh... a motorola..

    +0
 
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