My Resume Is The Shit

Reading through resumes and job applications all day would be boring as fuck. Until you stumbled across the greatest one ever. This dude needs to be hired pronto, before another company snatches him up. He is clearly the shit.

27 Comments
  • clrz1000 December 11, 2011

    I think that resume is full of SHIT!

    -4
  • crazyasshole December 11, 2011

    i hope he's applying to be a janitor

    +3
  • joseffritz December 11, 2011

    id hire him to pick my cotton

    +0
  • 2indastink December 11, 2011

    when do I start.

    +2
  • theaussie December 11, 2011

    SO in summing up - He's Shit.

    +0
  • urapnes1701d December 11, 2011

    Sounds like a Narcissist; Just like my Ex Wife.

    +0
  • downunder69 December 11, 2011

    @2inda..you start tomorrow .. Bring knee pads , rubber gloves ,2 hamsters, 1 bowl of jelly and a fuk,n stick to bite down on

    +1
  • sleeko December 11, 2011

    I've never had an applicant spell, so many words corrctly....... You hired!

    +1
  • sleeko December 11, 2011

    er... make that "correctly"

    +0
  • littletalk December 11, 2011

    Little Talk approves this message.

    -7
  • crazyvet December 11, 2011

    I guess the Wal-Mart resume kit was worth the $1.49 after all.

    +0
  • biggertalk December 11, 2011

    sounds like a punk ass bitch

    -7
  • vulture December 11, 2011

    "Love Ronald" no wonder he knows so much about shit an all

    +0
  • lenny9651 December 11, 2011

    he knows his shit

    +1
  • nh3kid December 11, 2011

    Public schooling at its best

    +0
  • m1009 December 11, 2011

    Resume for cleaning out Porta Potties, cause if your gonna write a resume about shit you might as well work with shit

    -1
  • frankdrebin December 11, 2011

    Your High-erd

    +0
  • boredshitless December 11, 2011

    just for a funny resume i'd give him 10 bucks an hour to answer my phone at the shop

    +1
  • grinder December 11, 2011

    yea,but was the hawk in flight or sitting still?

    +2
  • dozer67 December 11, 2011

    more like BULL SHIT!!

    +0
  • fiercepierce December 11, 2011

    Adam, you looking for another job?

    +0
  • dumbnigger December 12, 2011

    But if he is black not hiring him is racism, aight im calling Jesse Jackson and Al motherfucking Sharpton!!

    +1
  • ludenlasivius December 12, 2011

    He's "ridiculously smart"... and yet he misspelled 'taupe'. And his own name.

    +1
  • crazypoopz December 12, 2011

    i didnt now crazyshit was hireing

    -1
  • zmolez December 12, 2011

    I would wipe my bunghole with it and toss it in the garbage....

    +0
  • dumbnigger December 13, 2011

    Love, Roanald McDumfuck...who the fuck says love on a resume, bet his cum guzzling skills are dope too

    +0
  • sufferkate May 26, 2012

    ADAM YOU NEED TO HIRE THIS DOPE MOFO. HE IS AWESOME!

    +0
 
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