Reading through resumes and job applications all day would be boring as fuck. Until you stumbled across the greatest one ever. This dude needs to be hired pronto, before another company snatches him up. He is clearly the shit.
I think that resume is full of SHIT!
i hope he's applying to be a janitor
id hire him to pick my cotton
when do I start.
SO in summing up - He's Shit.
Sounds like a Narcissist; Just like my Ex Wife.
@2inda..you start tomorrow .. Bring knee pads , rubber gloves ,2 hamsters, 1 bowl of jelly and a fuk,n stick to bite down on
I've never had an applicant spell, so many words corrctly....... You hired!
er... make that "correctly"
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I guess the Wal-Mart resume kit was worth the $1.49 after all.
sounds like a punk ass bitch
"Love Ronald" no wonder he knows so much about shit an all
he knows his shit
Public schooling at its best
Resume for cleaning out Porta Potties, cause if your gonna write a resume about shit you might as well work with shit
just for a funny resume i'd give him 10 bucks an hour to answer my phone at the shop
yea,but was the hawk in flight or sitting still?
more like BULL SHIT!!
Adam, you looking for another job?
But if he is black not hiring him is racism, aight im calling Jesse Jackson and Al motherfucking Sharpton!!
He's "ridiculously smart"... and yet he misspelled 'taupe'. And his own name.
i didnt now crazyshit was hireing
I would wipe my bunghole with it and toss it in the garbage....
Love, Roanald McDumfuck...who the fuck says love on a resume, bet his cum guzzling skills are dope too
ADAM YOU NEED TO HIRE THIS DOPE MOFO. HE IS AWESOME!