Let's Swim In Whale Blood

This is an annual event in the Faroe Islands, where they hunt a shit load of whales and bleed them out, turning the ocean blood red. It's fun for the whole family, and it really makes me want to go swimming.

  • ludenlasivius December 12, 2011

    Faroe Islands my ass. Everybody knows Alabama is the Crimson Tide.

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  • tgarner December 12, 2011

    I had a woman that would bleed like that once a month!

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  • crazyvet December 12, 2011

    A sure sign we are all going to hell.

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  • frankdrebin December 12, 2011

    ...listening to Slayer

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  • vulture December 12, 2011

    What a waste have they not heard of black pudding

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  • hammerdown December 12, 2011

    I said tampon not harpoon damn it

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  • crazyasshole December 12, 2011

    ive heard of the red sea but this isnt what i expected!

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  • tgarner December 12, 2011

    Meanwhile, several miles off the coast there are whale watchers that ain't seeing shit!

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  • lightfighter December 12, 2011

    Looks like treehouse is on the rag again

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  • chupamiverga December 12, 2011

    now the great white sharks need to show up to make this much more entertaining.

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  • keymaster December 12, 2011

    Isnt it lovley to see the whole comunity out enjoying a day at the beach?

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  • boredshitless December 12, 2011

    got blubber?

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  • siko666 December 12, 2011

    I have a feeling there is a shark around there someware.

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  • lenny9651 December 12, 2011

    i've heard red tide kills sea life

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  • lenny9651 December 12, 2011

    swim till your hearts content adam, i'm sure that won't attract sharks

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  • rodgtard December 12, 2011

    A pod of female whales beach themselves once a month to disgust every living thing in sight

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  • biggertalk December 12, 2011

    its hawaiin punch, dont be so naive brehs.

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  • grinder December 12, 2011

    Hey,speaking of blubber,theres ^ blubberlips

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  • rockinron December 12, 2011

    i knew it!! the guy left of center up to his shoulders is boneing that whale!!!

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  • GrimmWilder December 12, 2011

    "What I did on Summer Vacation" , by Tuesday Adams...

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  • fiercepierce December 12, 2011

    3/4 to 1 lbs whale meat

    2Tsp butter

    2-3 onions

    Salt and pepper

    Laurel leaf (optional)

    1 cup water

    Sauce coloring (caramel)

    2 Tsp flour

    1/2 cup milk

    Clean the meat: some say it's enough to slice off about a 1/4 inch off each side of the piece, others recommend soaking in milk overnight. This is only to ensure there will be no oily taste to the meat, but if it has been properly handled in the first place, it will not taste oily. Cut into steaks and beat with a meat mallet.

    Slice the onions. Heat the cooking fat in a frying pan, brown the meat on all sides and put in a cooking pot, sprinkle with salt and pepper. Brown the onions in a frying pan and add half to the pot with the meat, along with the laurel leaf, if using. Set half the onions aside. Pour water into the frying pan and deglaze. Pour over the meat and cook for 15 to 30 minutes or until the meat is tender. Arrange the steaks on a serving dish and arrange the browned onions that were set aside on top.

    Make a paste with the milk and flour and use it to thicken the cooking liquid left in the pot. Add salt and pepper to taste.

    Serve with cooked potatoes and vegetables arranged around the meat and sprinkle parsley or cress over the dish. Serve gravy on the side.

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  • treehouse21 December 12, 2011

    Looks like lightfighter ran out of worthy comments again...

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  • nh3kid December 12, 2011

    Soups on!

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  • nowicancomment December 12, 2011

    Didn't expect them to be white people.

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  • dumbnigger December 12, 2011

    even killing whales is work, hence no black people

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  • nofnof December 13, 2011

    that's what I call a whale of a time!

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  • bite-me71 December 13, 2011

    The sharks must be going crazy.

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  • treehouse21 December 13, 2011

    Do you guys even know where the Faroe Islands are? Northern Scotland. No black people and it's too cold for sharks.

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  • dumbnigger December 13, 2011

    hey treehouse no one fucking cares about geography here. no one fucking cares where it is. ALL we care about is witty humorous obnoxious retorts. Now take ur whinny girly ass back to wherever the fuck u live.

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  • lordsho December 14, 2011

    You mean a bunch of godless cavemen are killing peaceful creatures to validate their manhood? Whodathunk!!!

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