Gotta Hand It To Him

A life time of being a keyboard warrior and chronic masturbater can definitely take it's toll. Tendons train, ligaments tear, and gripping your cock and typing about how much of a hard ass you are is no longer as simple as it once was. But thanks to modern technology, there are options to keep you going strong.

24 Comments
  • crazyasshole December 15, 2011

    now you can jerk off even faster!

    -2
  • makemebad December 15, 2011

    Hurry up and post all the cool shit ya prick!

    -4
  • downunder69 December 15, 2011

    heres a capital punishment for you cs tit haters.. cut your fuck,n hands off and strand ya,s on a deserted island with numberone, oh the fucking carnage

    -2
  • cardel72 December 15, 2011

    I dont have to worry about that carpal tunnel bullshit, I have Jay's ma jerk me off on the regular

    -5
  • cubanshit December 15, 2011

    It's called a carpal tunnel relief surgery.

    -4
  • atmydismay December 15, 2011

    That's his pimp hand

    -4
  • marcodufour December 15, 2011

    Wanker`s whiplash

    -4
  • frankdrebin December 15, 2011

    PCP + watching temrinator rip the skin off his hand one too many times

    -2
  • spaulding December 15, 2011

    Yeah I want Arbys for lunch today too.

    -2
  • unlimitdinches December 15, 2011

    Hope that's not his wiping hand

    -1
  • vladimir9812 December 15, 2011

    High five

    -3
  • crazyvet December 15, 2011

    At least they could have washed his hand before they started.

    -1
  • biggertalk December 15, 2011

    thats what happens u jerk it too much

    -1
  • vulture December 15, 2011

    Adam you forgot gripping cigarettes...just lookat allthe nicotine on that thumb....YUCK

    +0
  • rockinron December 15, 2011

    yumm arm pussy!!!

    -2
  • nh3kid December 15, 2011

    Now this is going tickle a little bit

    +0
  • boredshitless December 15, 2011

    if thats not a girls hand it sure is some bitch that's never worked hard

    +1
  • fiercepierce December 15, 2011

    See I told you dummy, you are not an android.

    -1
  • nofnof December 15, 2011

    see? you don't have to be a homo to wear your watch on your right wrist

    +0
  • dumbnigger December 16, 2011

    i hope that isn't Aaron Rodgers or my fantasy team is fucked.

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy December 16, 2011

    he's finished fapping and just flapping now

    +0
  • u_mad_bro December 16, 2011

    well sir, it looks like the criminals have been severing the hands of the victims. well then, maybe we should.....*put on sunglasses* give them a round ofapplause.........YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 16, 2011

    Well that's 8 weeks of blue ball in his future.

    +0
  • realtalk December 21, 2011

    Reminds me of Anatomy class.

    +0
 
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