His Nickname Is Flat Head

A dark, dirt road late at night is not the best place to pass out. This guy would tell you the same thing if his head wasn't crushed by a giant truck. He kind of looks like a Picasso now.

33 Comments
  • frankdrebin December 16, 2011

    looks like his head was full of shit anyway

    +3
  • rockinron December 16, 2011

    pretty safe to say he wont be getting up on his own.

    -6
  • spaulding December 16, 2011

    It looks like a fucking pizza.

    +2
  • downunder69 December 16, 2011

    you wear a cardigan like that and i,ll drive your ass down too

    +2
  • johnmadden11 December 16, 2011

    It's all fun and games until a truck turns your head into a panini

    +0
  • crazyasshole December 16, 2011

    the true irony is that his name was philip!

    +1
  • yeayeayea December 16, 2011

    A job well done. God bless cellphones with cameras.

    +0
  • gasguy December 16, 2011

    he didnt feel a thing

    -1
  • lenny9651 December 16, 2011

    that's gonna get infected

    +0
  • hatemail December 16, 2011

    Get the spatula and a dust pan

    +0
  • rodgtard December 16, 2011

    The very top in the corner. It looks like another skull. FREAKY.

    +0
  • hung1058 December 16, 2011

    BULLSHIT! he can walf that off man.

    -3
  • biggertalk December 16, 2011

    its for a movie

    -5
  • unlimitdinches December 16, 2011

    The tires are run flats but his head isn't

    +0
  • grinder December 16, 2011

    just get NOF to blow in his ass and reinflate his head

    +1
  • ouch December 16, 2011

    tonights top 10. # 1 Things you want to see happen to lightfighter.

    +4
  • ghosthunter December 16, 2011

    Heads don't make good chock blocks.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 16, 2011

    I'm gonna stop complaining about my headache now...

    +3
  • fiercepierce December 16, 2011

    I bet the driver heard his head pop, and it sounded like a cork popping.

    +2
  • ludenlasivius December 16, 2011

    If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a narrow minded person.

    +3
  • boredshitless December 16, 2011

    no more screwdrivers for flat head

    +1
  • excutionr December 16, 2011

    Open casket?

    +1
  • nh3kid December 17, 2011

    Eeewww he's all squishy

    +0
  • dumbnigger December 17, 2011

    Sandy and Matt are laying around on the job again.

    +0
  • misfit_88 December 17, 2011

    funny.. his head looks like a pizza. probably just as flat too...

    +0
  • 7shadesofquit December 17, 2011

    I have a splitting headache

    +0
  • vulture December 17, 2011

    Put it in a frame and hang it in the Tate Gallery it will fetch milllions

    +0
  • butterfly15323 December 17, 2011

    @Spaulding...I think I'm gonna have to call pizza hut back and cancel my order now since you mentioned that lol!

    +0
  • stevenh915 December 18, 2011

    you eyeballing me boy ?

    +1
  • mylarjorgen December 19, 2011

    He's going to have problems in strong winds now.

    +0
  • mylarjorgen December 19, 2011

    And it won't be easy buying hats either.

    +0
  • shockj2000 December 25, 2011

    the tan khaki jacket explains it all

    +0
  • anotherj85 February 16, 2012

    That was a no brainer

    +0
 
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