Stripper Pole Escalade

Yes, I would like to have a stripper pole Escalade. As a matter of fact, I already have a Escalade, all I need is the stripper pole, then it is on like Donkey Kong! Now I can roll to the beach and have the strippers do their thing all up on my pole. If you know what I mean.

30 Comments
  • downunder69 December 17, 2011

    i see numberones bar stool is being delivered

    +10
  • urapnes1701d December 17, 2011

    Hope thats parked there for a while. Would love to see pics of when the tide comes in!

    +0
  • massiveballs December 17, 2011

    now he can call his family and friends in the Congo

    +3
  • rockinron December 17, 2011

    so thats how ya go stripper fishing at the beach.

    -4
  • etdaddy December 17, 2011

    is this what they mean by a bitchin truck

    -2
  • lenny9651 December 17, 2011

    snooki owns an escalade?

    +0
  • dennis9966 December 17, 2011

    How else do you make a car payment in this shit economy

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier December 17, 2011

    ^^^get a job

    +1
  • keymaster December 17, 2011

    Fucking poles GO BACK TO POLAND

    +1
  • ghosthunter December 17, 2011

    If you build it. They will cum.

    +0
  • smudge December 17, 2011

    NOF suddenly took up sky diving

    +2
  • boredshitless December 17, 2011

    must be jerry springers ride

    +0
  • vulture December 17, 2011

    FAIL ...he could'nt get a pole dancer

    -5
  • tonkpils420 December 17, 2011

    u know what is missin a stripper and the poles shadow

    -3
  • thederp December 17, 2011

    aww... he believes in mermaids.

    +0
  • biggertalk December 17, 2011

    hell yeah son.

    -7
  • athrun2021 December 17, 2011

    I would pay money to see pinkdildo pole dance on it =D

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi December 17, 2011

    Looks like the traveling strippers came to town.

    +2
  • frankdrebin December 17, 2011

    is this the automotive manifestation of shanequa with the girl standing on her ass?

    +2
  • pinkdildo December 17, 2011

    I'll dance on that.

    +2
  • crazyasshole December 17, 2011

    no fat chicks!

    +2
  • gofkurself December 17, 2011

    niggers.

    -2
  • thestrangler December 17, 2011

    Wow, NASA has really had to cut in their rocket programs, haven't they?

    +0
  • hatemail December 17, 2011

    Fucking genius

    +2
  • fiercepierce December 18, 2011

    Can you imagine all the epic pole dancing fails? I hope everyone of them bitches are naked too.

    +3
  • johnmadden11 December 18, 2011

    "If you can read this, there's a dead stripper somewhere on this highway"

    +1
  • u_mad_bro December 19, 2011

    biggertalks mom just got a raise

    +1
  • realtalk December 21, 2011

    Is there a weight limit!?

    +0
  • morphineangel December 22, 2011

    Let me have that stripper pole, riding down the road, everyone stops and stares at me, I know I know, I got the hottest woman on my pole xD

    +0
  • shockj2000 December 25, 2011

    waitin on the VIP Section Deville to show up

    +0
 
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