He's Scoring Tonight!

I am going to say that this dude scored last night. When he woke up, it was a whole different story. Holy shit dude, you just fucked a whale! I think drinking is something you should never do again. Ever. Ever ever ever. In fact, I would give up on water as well, you don't want to chance this type of drunk make out session with fatties again.

46 Comments
  • downunder69 December 17, 2011

    shes about 11.5 kilos from being tappable or 11.5 inches of dick just to get through the lard.. sorry love i,m 10 inches short tonight

    +0
  • killkenny December 17, 2011

    The guy on the left is doing alright too. Musta been close to closing time.

    +8
  • etdaddy December 17, 2011

    just buy the bitch and she'll do him

    +3
  • urapnes1701d December 17, 2011

    The guy on the right looks like an unintentional bukkake party victim.

    +0
  • lenny9651 December 17, 2011

    the choices are pretty slim at closing time

    +4
  • rockinron December 17, 2011

    this is why you never buy cheap shit and allways buy top shelf while in a bar full of ugly women.

    -4
  • massiveballs December 17, 2011

    At least he will be to drunk to get a hard on

    +9
  • treehouse21 December 17, 2011

    Come on guys. She's not THAT fat...Ah who am I trying to kid? Good luck hiding this picture from your friends you stupid fuck!

    +9
  • spaulding December 17, 2011

    For the love of God please tell us it was your turn to take the hog.

    +6
  • tat2d_soldier December 17, 2011

    i thought kermit was fucking miss piggy?

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 17, 2011

    Alcohol will make you fuck anything..

    +7
  • rahsputin December 17, 2011

    maybe this poor schmuck is the wingman for the night and HAD to help the asshole on the left.

    +2
  • atmydismay December 17, 2011

    I rather fuck a bowl of used tampons

    +3
  • grinder December 17, 2011

    good thing he's wearing his beer goggles

    +3
  • boredshitless December 17, 2011

    alcohol... getting fat people laid since man figured out how to make it!

    +0
  • thestrangler December 17, 2011

    Pounding a fat slob is like having a happy hour with kebab. The shame and disgust sets in right away.

    +0
  • vulture December 17, 2011

    birds that big are very greatful

    +3
  • tonkpils420 December 17, 2011

    is it me or does it seem she doesnt have any titties?

    +7
  • suckiteasy December 17, 2011

    I wanna see the pic when he sobers up

    +5
  • thederp December 17, 2011

    i can't wait till he discovers it's a man.

    +3
  • drugs-and-hugs December 17, 2011

    i'd fuck her sober

    -1
  • hammerdown December 17, 2011

    hey a piece of pussy you turn down is a piece of pussy you dont get

    +9
  • excutionr December 17, 2011

    Hey thats me, where the fuk you get this? buy the way she was the best fuk I ever had!

    +0
  • biggertalk December 17, 2011

    fat bitch

    -9
  • ohwickedwendi December 17, 2011

    Last Friday night.....

    +4
  • athrun2021 December 17, 2011

    talk all the shit you guys want but most here would fuck the hell out of that fat bitch and yes most likely me too...

    +6
  • thestrangler December 17, 2011

    The only thing I'd like to stab this train wreck with is a motherfucking knife.

    +0
  • frankdrebin December 17, 2011

    maybe he's just hungry?

    +2
  • crazyasshole December 17, 2011

    can u please pass the jelly?

    +4
  • anomalous December 17, 2011

    And so it goes....the mindless head takes control again....

    +3
  • ballzdeepnu December 17, 2011

    Everyone has done this admit it,its ok as long as he dont marry her

    +6
  • hatemail December 17, 2011

    Jack pot

    +5
  • rockinron December 17, 2011

    i bet he drives a vespa.

    -5
  • lameristotel December 17, 2011

    And im going home pissed drunk and lonely again. Atleast this dude is getting some pussy.

    +8
  • fiercepierce December 18, 2011

    Wow, and he looks like the aggressor and not the plumper.

    +0
  • john72 December 18, 2011

    Cool photo........ lucky bugger

    +0
  • bite-me71 December 18, 2011

    I rather go home and score with my hand.

    +0
  • drummerer December 18, 2011

    As a wise man once told me. "It's not about, who are you fucking? It's, are you fucking?"

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack December 18, 2011

    NO COCK BLOCKING!

    +2
  • nh3kid December 19, 2011

    Come on guys we have all been here before, The shame we all felt the morning after , and heckling from all our buddies. Its a drinkers right of passage be proud drink heavy.

    +0
  • dumbnigger December 19, 2011

    wisconsin closing time, red neck fucken neighbors of mine

    +1
  • u_mad_bro December 19, 2011

    there goes my boner

    +0
  • country_girrl December 19, 2011

    Rockin the beer gut!

    +0
  • rjdrsd December 19, 2011

    ill have whatever he is drinking. on second thought make that 2 doubles and a beer. just to get started. lol

    +0
  • realtalk December 21, 2011

    All jiggas ain't Black...LOL

    +0
  • morphineangel December 22, 2011

    His mother would be proud, but that's his sister he's filling up xD sorry

    +0
 
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