He's Scoring Tonight!
I am going to say that this dude scored last night. When he woke up, it was a whole different story. Holy shit dude, you just fucked a whale! I think drinking is something you should never do again. Ever. Ever ever ever. In fact, I would give up on water as well, you don't want to chance this type of drunk make out session with fatties again.
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shes about 11.5 kilos from being tappable or 11.5 inches of dick just to get through the lard.. sorry love i,m 10 inches short tonight
The guy on the left is doing alright too. Musta been close to closing time.
just buy the bitch and she'll do him
The guy on the right looks like an unintentional bukkake party victim.
the choices are pretty slim at closing time
this is why you never buy cheap shit and allways buy top shelf while in a bar full of ugly women.
At least he will be to drunk to get a hard on
Come on guys. She's not THAT fat...Ah who am I trying to kid? Good luck hiding this picture from your friends you stupid fuck!
For the love of God please tell us it was your turn to take the hog.
i thought kermit was fucking miss piggy?
Alcohol will make you fuck anything..
maybe this poor schmuck is the wingman for the night and HAD to help the asshole on the left.
I rather fuck a bowl of used tampons
good thing he's wearing his beer goggles
alcohol... getting fat people laid since man figured out how to make it!
Pounding a fat slob is like having a happy hour with kebab. The shame and disgust sets in right away.
birds that big are very greatful
is it me or does it seem she doesnt have any titties?
I wanna see the pic when he sobers up
i can't wait till he discovers it's a man.
i'd fuck her sober
hey a piece of pussy you turn down is a piece of pussy you dont get
Hey thats me, where the fuk you get this? buy the way she was the best fuk I ever had!
fat bitch
Last Friday night.....
talk all the shit you guys want but most here would fuck the hell out of that fat bitch and yes most likely me too...
The only thing I'd like to stab this train wreck with is a motherfucking knife.
maybe he's just hungry?
can u please pass the jelly?
And so it goes....the mindless head takes control again....
Everyone has done this admit it,its ok as long as he dont marry her
Jack pot
i bet he drives a vespa.
And im going home pissed drunk and lonely again. Atleast this dude is getting some pussy.
Wow, and he looks like the aggressor and not the plumper.
Cool photo........ lucky bugger
I rather go home and score with my hand.
As a wise man once told me. "It's not about, who are you fucking? It's, are you fucking?"
NO COCK BLOCKING!
Come on guys we have all been here before, The shame we all felt the morning after , and heckling from all our buddies. Its a drinkers right of passage be proud drink heavy.
wisconsin closing time, red neck fucken neighbors of mine
there goes my boner
Rockin the beer gut!
ill have whatever he is drinking. on second thought make that 2 doubles and a beer. just to get started. lol
All jiggas ain't Black...LOL
His mother would be proud, but that's his sister he's filling up xD sorry