Put Your Right Foot Forward

This is a real shame. None of this guy's shoes are going to fit him anymore. Just look at the size of his foot now, not to mention the shape. I guess I won't be giving him that Christmas gift certificate to Foot Locker.

22 Comments
  • lenny9651 December 23, 2011

    another shoe bomber failed

    +4
  • downunder69 December 23, 2011

    soccer anyone

    +2
  • pizzapie December 23, 2011

    I can fix that with my AX

    +2
  • frankdrebin December 23, 2011

    How'd this happen? I'm stumped

    +7
  • keymaster December 23, 2011

    A fishermans friend

    +3
  • boredshitless December 23, 2011

    you just know that felt good

    +3
  • 2indastink December 23, 2011

    The modern world has forgotten that masturbation can be an aspirational activity. A man with a lot of literal and metaphorical spunk needs to deposit it regularly, whether into a woman, an imported marble sink, or onto the sequinned hem of a Hollywood power-MILF.

    +7
  • hung1058 December 23, 2011

    something happened here.

    +2
  • kirksblood December 23, 2011

    id say wood chipper, limb must have snagged him on the way into the chipper

    +2
  • crazyvet December 23, 2011

    This is what happens when you keep pit bulls around.

    +3
  • tgarner December 23, 2011

    Must of got it stuck up the dudes ass with the needles in it!

    +2
  • gasguy December 23, 2011

    walk it off PUSSY!!!

    +2
  • thederp December 23, 2011

    looks LEGit.

    +2
  • biggertalk December 23, 2011

    time for some new shoes

    -5
  • ludenlasivius December 23, 2011

    State Championship Hokey-Pokey Loser

    +1
  • athrun2021 December 23, 2011

    ran out of his own skin.. thats fuckin fast

    +2
  • rockinron December 23, 2011

    theres a reason you dont steady the log with your foot while useing a chainsaw...i guess he found that out!!

    -3
  • ghosthunter December 23, 2011

    New nick name... STUMP

    +1
  • southernpride December 23, 2011

    put your right foot in take, your right foot out,then you shake it the fuck all about.

    +4
  • fiercepierce December 24, 2011

    Maybe you should have thought twice before sticking your foot in there, huh dumb fuck?

    +2
  • dumbnigger December 24, 2011

    Southern Style BBQ

    +2
  • mylarjorgen December 26, 2011

    In International Hopscotch, sacrifices must be made.

    +0
 
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