This is a real shame. None of this guy's shoes are going to fit him anymore. Just look at the size of his foot now, not to mention the shape. I guess I won't be giving him that Christmas gift certificate to Foot Locker.
another shoe bomber failed
I can fix that with my AX
How'd this happen? I'm stumped
A fishermans friend
you just know that felt good
The modern world has forgotten that masturbation can be an aspirational activity. A man with a lot of literal and metaphorical spunk needs to deposit it regularly, whether into a woman, an imported marble sink, or onto the sequinned hem of a Hollywood power-MILF.
something happened here.
id say wood chipper, limb must have snagged him on the way into the chipper
This is what happens when you keep pit bulls around.
Must of got it stuck up the dudes ass with the needles in it!
walk it off PUSSY!!!
time for some new shoes
State Championship Hokey-Pokey Loser
ran out of his own skin.. thats fuckin fast
theres a reason you dont steady the log with your foot while useing a chainsaw...i guess he found that out!!
New nick name... STUMP
put your right foot in take, your right foot out,then you shake it the fuck all about.
Maybe you should have thought twice before sticking your foot in there, huh dumb fuck?
Southern Style BBQ
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