Christmas dinner smuggling!

Now that's how you put that box to work ladies. Nothing quite like a cornish hen marinated in poon-juice! Just can't forget about that lil bird when you get home. I'm pretty sure eating pussy with a chicken in it spells salmonella and some other nasty lil bugs. Keep this in mind when your enjoying your fine Christmas yardbird dinner.

51 Comments
  • downunder69 December 24, 2011

    you would,nt stuff a turkey in your vag .... but on meth you will...

    +13
  • killkenny December 24, 2011

    What the fuck-fuck-fuckGAWK!!??

    +10
  • clrz1000 December 24, 2011

    Hope she gets salmonella poisoning.

    +10
  • tat2d_soldier December 24, 2011

    ill have the 8 piece white meat with jo-jos

    +4
  • viciousheart06 December 24, 2011

    Bet she's got the whole three course meal in there.

    +3
  • hatemail December 24, 2011

    My favorite tonight stuff puss in white butter fap fap

    +1
  • urapnes1701d December 24, 2011

    New Dinner ideas with my Girlfriend! :-D

    +1
  • sscars December 24, 2011

    yummy tastes like chiken

    +1
  • spaulding December 24, 2011

    They're making slutduckin.

    +4
  • bruins72 December 24, 2011

    These pictures make all Russians look bad...

    +3
  • asstro December 24, 2011

    That's just fowl...

    +6
  • boredshitless December 24, 2011

    that gives a whole new meaning to, fuck the expensive grocery stores!

    +2
  • dozer67 December 24, 2011

    Just keep it....

    +2
  • atmydismay December 24, 2011

    Ill have what she's having.

    +2
  • crazyasshole December 24, 2011

    it really does taste like chicken!

    +1
  • slippy December 24, 2011

    You don't even want to know were she pulls the cranberries from.

    +5
  • bonerz76 December 24, 2011

    surf n turf

    +3
  • thederp December 24, 2011

    on how to stuff a turkey- YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

    +1
  • rodgtard December 24, 2011

    They said veal was the number one item shoplifted. Not teal

    +1
  • tgarner December 24, 2011

    I'll have a box of chicken please!

    +1
  • lenny9651 December 24, 2011

    looks like chicken but smells like tuna

    +2
  • bucknuts December 24, 2011

    If yer goin to her house for supper i recommend you pass on the chickin.,.,.,.

    +1
  • onetime42 December 24, 2011

    since when does poultry cancel out the smell of fish?

    +0
  • matv December 24, 2011

    great, now I've lost my appetite for both

    +2
  • biggertalk December 24, 2011

    so this is how you white people get ready for christmas. smdh. dat meth.

    -8
  • chupamiverga December 24, 2011

    it would be weird eating that even if you didn't know where it came from..... a fish smelling chicken?

    +1
  • larbob December 24, 2011

    i've heard of chicken liver... but chicken in her liver?

    +1
  • rodeye2 December 24, 2011

    That's the first place the manager is going to look.

    +2
  • nh3kid December 24, 2011

    I would hate to be the one that carves that at the table.

    +1
  • frankdrebin December 24, 2011

    Tur-slut-ken

    +3
  • bigtalk December 24, 2011

    fucking white ppl get a fucking job and i dont mean welfare

    -8
  • pastxmas December 24, 2011

    Just like a truck stop. Everything you order tastes like chicken but smells like fish.

    +0
  • dumbnigger December 25, 2011

    Don't steal filet mignon or some T-bones...no steal the nigger loving chicken instead u dumb fuk

    +5
  • xmedusax December 25, 2011

    wouldnt it have been easier to just stuff it in his man purse??? that thing is pretty damn big

    +2
  • johnmadden11 December 25, 2011

    Those crazy Russians sure have inventive way of protesting unfair elections...

    +2
  • southernpride December 25, 2011

    WTF?

    +2
  • fiercepierce December 25, 2011

    Clean the salmonella outs your pussy bitch!

    +2
  • fiercepierce December 25, 2011

    Anybody wonder why she is wearing brown undies?

    +2
  • ballzdeepnu December 25, 2011

    What bad can u say about a woman treatn u to dinner

    +1
  • boppalilbit December 25, 2011

    whats hanging out the umbilical cord from the next crack baby she didnt even know about??

    +1
  • sheepfucker December 25, 2011

    Honey, this chicken smells like fish!

    +1
  • killagain December 25, 2011

    That's a scrawny ass chicken, not impressed.

    +1
  • thestrangler December 25, 2011

    Chicken McPussy for only $2. Sold in every alley of downtown Moscow.

    +2
  • rockinron December 25, 2011

    honey dont stick the biscuits up your ass this year, last year everone a christmas dinner complained that the biscuits taste like shit!

    -3
  • dozer67 December 25, 2011

    That will come out juicy and fully cooked in a few hours with a hit of fish seasoning..YUMMM MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL..

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi December 25, 2011

    Damn, girl!

    +1
  • dazzza December 26, 2011

    I'll have an 8th of what she's had !

    +0
  • eric3533 December 27, 2011

    Are you sure this will cook the chicken?

    +0
  • lordsho December 27, 2011

    Nasty cave bitch!

    +0
  • morphineangel December 28, 2011

    That's why mom said it tasted differently this year 0.0

    +0
  • misfit_88 December 30, 2011

    how european!

    +0
 
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