He Never Saw It Coming

You're working with your table saw, making cuts all day, and things get a little dull after a while. Maybe it's time to start playing some games to add a little a fun to the job. And if you lose the game, oh well, it's not like you only have one hand.

  • spaulding December 28, 2011

    True story. A guy I used to work with cut off three of his fingers on his right hand. We kept his fingers in a sammich baggie, and left them in the fridge of the hotel we were staying at. I wish I could have seen the look on the maids face.

  • dirtysanchez69 December 28, 2011

    Give him a hand...for being a DUMMY!!!

  • frankdrebin December 28, 2011

    "You can't imagine how annoying it is to dig into this guy's asshole and grab his dick everyday. Finally I can vent" said the hand's new mouth

  • tgarner December 28, 2011

    He definately has hands on experience!

  • crazyasshole December 28, 2011

    doesnt he know u cant jack off a razor blade?

  • sleeko December 28, 2011

    If he ain't left handed, he's going to have to hire some help.

  • 2indastink December 28, 2011

    what a fucking wanker.

  • downunder69 December 28, 2011

    Complacency is a bitch .

  • crazyvet December 28, 2011

    This would not have happened if he had worn his gloves like he was told to do.

  • gasguy December 28, 2011

    i hate when that happens

  • biggertalk December 28, 2011

    jerk off accident

  • blumplestltskn December 28, 2011

    Damn I can see the bone in his hand and he's not even jerking off

  • rockinron December 28, 2011

    nice hand pussy! some guys will do anything to make fapping more enjoyable.

  • dozer67 December 28, 2011

    He's not to handy at wood working...

  • southernpride December 28, 2011


  • fiercepierce December 29, 2011

    Maybe he should have thought twice about jacking off his needle dick.

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