Remember all those pizza porn movies? Where the delivery boy just shows up with a large sausage pizza, fucks like four chicks and leaves. This is what happens after the movie. Herpes pizza! Now you big sausage pizza has bumps on it.
is this a piece of sausage in my herpes pizza? nope ok we're good
Yeah...I think I'll pass on that pie.
6" with extra cheese
Hey Wendi .. I never pass up on the pie...ha!
I'd rather fuck pizza than most fat cows out there.
can i get a side of aids cheesy bread
Maybe herpes is in another land a delicacy.
The flavor sticks with ya forever!
you can taste the difference in the sauce
they make a hole in the bottom of the box
Just across the street from crotch rot Connie's fine clothes.
ill have one with xtra sauce and meat flakes!
And the Penicillin Palace is 2 doors down.
so thats how i got that cold sore.....motherfucker.
fuck that,i'll just go to mcdonalds
Once you eat there, you'll eat there forever.
i don't think they have to tell'ya what's in the secret sauce over there.
Loaded with extra crabs
My wife gets pissed when I bring one of these home.
Thats that pizza parlor that gives you a tip.
Photoshop shit is gettn' OLD