What's My Pee Telling Me?

It's time to hit the bookstore and pick up a copy of the best book about piss you'll read. Everyone is dying to know, "What Is My Pee Telling Me?" You have to listen very closely to hear it. I can hear mine right now. It's saying, "Spray me on some German bitches."

28 Comments
  • ohwickedwendi January 2, 2012

    I don't recall ever having a conversation with my pee before.

    +2
  • tastycake January 2, 2012

    It tells me to stop sneezing while peeing cause that shit fucking hurts...

    +3
  • massiveballs January 2, 2012

    i hope its flame proof

    +1
  • 2indastink January 2, 2012

    that you have AIDS.

    +3
  • onebignig January 2, 2012

    wow this is just crazy!!! :rolls eyes:

    +0
  • ballzdeepnu January 2, 2012

    Its sayn slow down on the redbull

    +1
  • frankdrebin January 2, 2012

    it's telling you to stop flushing all that german love down the toilet

    +1
  • fingers January 2, 2012

    it's not your pee. it's skitsofrenia

    -2
  • dozer67 January 2, 2012

    that all the drugs I do are making me pee blood..

    +3
  • boppalilbit January 2, 2012

    You have taken high quality LSD within the past 24 hrs, You smoke MJ on a daily basis, You have alcohol in your system and its 9am, and it looks as if there is a slight touch of Meth nope its just Adderal! everything's fine

    +3
  • tgarner January 2, 2012

    30 years ago I could piss a stream ten foot away. Now if I try to piss more than two foot away I shit a little.

    +3
  • boafmabalzich January 2, 2012

    Stop pushing so damn hard and it wont spray everywhere!

    +0
  • smudge January 2, 2012

    just smell my bitches breath

    +0
  • rockinron January 2, 2012

    its says= "you wont be getting that fucking job chech"

    +0
  • crazyasshole January 2, 2012

    its saying i dare you to write your name in cursive with me!

    +1
  • mccracken January 2, 2012

    My pee always tells me my name.

    +0
  • sharkbait January 2, 2012

    Mine tells me that i drink too much beer,a stretched out bladder and an enlarged prostrate.

    +0
  • biggertalk January 2, 2012

    very underrated book.

    -1
  • crazyvet January 2, 2012

    That it's beer thirty again.

    +1
  • johnmadden11 January 2, 2012

    That it would rather go into a bowl than your pants

    +1
  • larbob January 2, 2012

    please don't eat the yellow snow.

    +1
  • lenny9651 January 2, 2012

    it's telling me i drank too much beer

    +0
  • drunkard January 2, 2012

    You now have room for another drink.

    +2
  • rodeye2 January 3, 2012

    I knew he had a brain but I didn't know he could talk.

    +0
  • thederp January 3, 2012

    probably something very pissy.

    +0
  • urinanus January 3, 2012

    urinanus

    -1
  • soafan January 4, 2012

    Its telling me my bladder is empty DUH

    +0
  • killaherbs April 17, 2012

    If its too dark your getting sick. Foreal

    +0
 
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