I Bet She Breaks Mirrors

Oh my, this is quite possibly the ugliest woman I've ever seen. I think she's Sloth's sister. Even if I drank a case of Carlsberg, I'd rather put my dick in the gargoyle than that monstrosity. And she's wearing velcro shoes. That's a classy dame right there.

48 Comments
  • tastycake January 2, 2012

    something only a mother could love...well maybe

    +4
  • massiveballs January 2, 2012

    She must have scored 2 hat-tricks if she’s keeping the balls

    +2
  • 2indastink January 2, 2012

    out of the three, I think I'll take the construction worker.

    +8
  • onebignig January 2, 2012

    fat ugly fuck

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi January 2, 2012

    I heard her mother died in childbirth, tastycake.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi January 2, 2012

    And why does God seem to give the really big boobs to the ugly, fat women??

    +5
  • ballzdeepnu January 2, 2012

    ^ that is her second and third chin

    +3
  • wallyjuanball January 2, 2012

    They some big ol' titties. Shame they're paired with a fucking OGRE

    -1
  • frankdrebin January 2, 2012

    ladies, when you make a deal with the devil for bigger tits, remember that there's always a catch

    +3
  • smudge January 2, 2012

    If Carlsberg made english Tits

    -1
  • fingers January 2, 2012

    at least the gargoyle got a flower

    +0
  • tgarner January 2, 2012

    Looks like she stole a couple watermellons for her black boyfriend

    +3
  • dozer67 January 2, 2012

    As ugly as this monster is some guy out there will do her..

    +2
  • boppalilbit January 2, 2012

    God I cant even joke about this thing!

    +2
  • boafmabalzich January 2, 2012

    I can't vomit how much her face bothers me.

    +1
  • killagain January 2, 2012

    Making England proud, one meat pie at a time.

    +6
  • boppalilbit January 2, 2012

    That bird back there is eating what falls out of her pant leg

    +1
  • downunder69 January 2, 2012

    is that jay

    +0
  • crazyasshole January 2, 2012

    i'd rather fuck that lion statue!

    +2
  • rockinron January 2, 2012

    holy christ!! the cameraman is allways fucking things up in shots you want to see.. but get an ugly bitch that can make ya blind at a glance, and the pic is crystal fucking clear, WTF gives?

    -4
  • thestrangler January 2, 2012

    I'm so glad that England exists. Nice to know that there's at least one country where the cows look and smell worse than here. This incest victim must have fallen off the water wagon several times already in pre-school. A drinking, eating, shiting cow on two legs.

    -2
  • sharkbait January 2, 2012

    I just threw up a little in my mouth,and i know that tasted better than she would

    +6
  • mccracken January 2, 2012

    I went to liverpool and all I got was these stupid tits!

    +2
  • cs1 January 2, 2012

    ..is this one of those separated at birth photos?

    One looks like a Lion Dog ..the other like a fucking lying Dog?

    +1
  • biggertalk January 2, 2012

    the statue is hotter.

    -4
  • hatemail January 2, 2012

    Thats Creepy the statue looks better

    -2
  • pastxmas January 2, 2012

    Oh shit! It's Bob from Fight Club! Guess he's alive after all!

    +2
  • cs1 January 2, 2012

    "..COME HEAR!.. I'm gonna EAT Ya!, I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain..GET IN MY BELLY!"

    +4
  • honkie365 January 2, 2012

    Ugly as a sack full of abused assholes.

    +0
  • johnmadden11 January 2, 2012

    There's not enough personality in the world for anyone to even touch that...

    +0
  • lenny9651 January 2, 2012

    i like big tits but not attached to that

    +0
  • toesrus January 2, 2012

    This just in... Carlsburg horse escapes from stable.

    +1
  • graveyard January 2, 2012

    Baby....Ruth Baby....Roooth!

    +1
  • drunkard January 2, 2012

    The Carlsberg elephant on her day off.

    +2
  • liberalssuck January 3, 2012

    Proof some abortions survive.

    +4
  • rodeye2 January 3, 2012

    She can't see past them dam udders to tie shoes.

    +0
  • nofnof January 3, 2012

    yeah, I remember this one from way back, the only good thing about those tits is that they save from looking at her face or thinking how foul that cunt must smell

    +1
  • eltrut January 3, 2012

    eegad....

    +0
  • thederp January 3, 2012

    never seen a gargoyle blush until today. everyone's ashamed for having seen this beast.

    +0
  • sadstcllysweet January 3, 2012

    And this is why british men stay shitfaced all the time.

    +1
  • lecter January 3, 2012

    rons mother/wife

    +4
  • ghosthunter January 3, 2012

    That has to be the most ugliest bitch I have ever seen on CS. Damn not even a nigga would touch that.

    +0
  • urinanus January 3, 2012

    the statue seen her and took a shit

    +0
  • m1009 January 3, 2012

    Sad part is that she probably already had kids, so there is more of them running around

    +0
  • m1009 January 3, 2012

    Somebody slept with that WOMAN, ohh god she has kids, oh wait that's just aunt Karen

    +0
  • bite-me71 January 4, 2012

    What ever you do don't look it in the eye, just walk slowly away and hope it does not eat you.

    +0
  • soafan January 4, 2012

    Honey, tits belong on your chest, not hanging around your gut. How has her back not snapped in two from the weight of those tumors?

    +0
  • faceies January 20, 2012

    would u hit it

    +0
 
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