That's Why They Call Him Pencil Dick

urinanus

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boring day at tha office

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 12:55 PM

johnmadden11

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3rd world country circumcision

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 12:56 PM

tgarner

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Hey that’s the new circumciser 1000, it comes with 5 different attachments to fit every size!

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 12:57 PM

downunder69

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I SAW THIS ON FAMILY GUY..lol

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 12:58 PM

mccracken

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I need some paper cut next there numb nuts!

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 1:00 PM

nickkk

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I bet that fucker chubs up pretty good with some lube and a pump. I would be proud.

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 1:00 PM

frankdrebin

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that’s appropriate for this pencil dick

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 1:08 PM

crazyasshole

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i knew the jews would invent a machine for that!

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 1:20 PM

lenny9651

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he’s planning to stab his wife to death and claim it was an accident during sex

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 1:43 PM

smutly2

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Needle dink the bug fucker

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 2:00 PM

bucknuts

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Those Catholic school Nuns are getting awful strict!

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 2:27 PM

crazyvet

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I swear, some people really will fuck anything!

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 2:47 PM

boppalilbit

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NO, NO, NO It’s I wish I had a pencil thin mustache!

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 3:14 PM

biggertalk

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do us a favor and just cut it off, you don’t need it son.

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 3:21 PM

massiveballs

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that will put lead in his pencil

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 4:56 PM

tonkpils420

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pcp will make u think even ur dick is untouchable

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 5:11 PM

hatemail

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Now i want to see him write something

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 5:35 PM

ballzdeepnu

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Its white fucks like this that makes even white people say (fucking white people)

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 6:21 PM

ohwickedwendi

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I hope he gets lead poisoning.

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 8:25 PM

nh3kid

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Its a little late for the Bris!

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 8:28 PM

buttdarts

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That thing is way bigger then mine :(

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 8:56 PM

rockinron

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must be getting ready to write in the snow.

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 10:18 PM

drunkard

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Hot for teacher.

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 10:29 PM

fiercepierce

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Fake, no blood!

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posted on: 01-03-12 @ 10:33 PM

erisnoelle

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WHY???????????

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posted on: 01-04-12 @ 3:40 AM

thederp

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this one’s easy. he’s obviously a new convert to judaism and he’s just too shy to have another grown man perform the circumcision so he opted for this less socially uncomfortable option. what a whiz.

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posted on: 01-04-12 @ 3:42 AM

rodeye2

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Bad penis.

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posted on: 01-04-12 @ 5:20 AM

rodeye2

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His pee talked too much.

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posted on: 01-04-12 @ 5:23 AM

faceies

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i knew there was a reason that i dident like school

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posted on: 01-20-12 @ 2:27 AM

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