That's Why They Call Him Pencil Dick

It helps to always stay sharp, but that doesn't apply to your dick. Or your foreskin. If you want to rid yourself of that anteater, there are better ways to circumcise yourself. But you get an A for creativity. Make sure it's plugged in.

29 Comments
  • urinanus January 3, 2012

    boring day at tha office

    +1
  • johnmadden11 January 3, 2012

    3rd world country circumcision

    +0
  • tgarner January 3, 2012

    Hey that's the new circumciser 1000, it comes with 5 different attachments to fit every size!

    +0
  • downunder69 January 3, 2012

    I SAW THIS ON FAMILY GUY..lol

    +0
  • mccracken January 3, 2012

    I need some paper cut next there numb nuts!

    +0
  • nickkk January 3, 2012

    I bet that fucker chubs up pretty good with some lube and a pump. I would be proud.

    +0
  • frankdrebin January 3, 2012

    that's appropriate for this pencil dick

    +1
  • crazyasshole January 3, 2012

    i knew the jews would invent a machine for that!

    +1
  • lenny9651 January 3, 2012

    he's planning to stab his wife to death and claim it was an accident during sex

    +1
  • smutly2 January 3, 2012

    Needle dink the bug fucker

    -2
  • bucknuts January 3, 2012

    Those Catholic school Nuns are getting awful strict!

    +1
  • crazyvet January 3, 2012

    I swear, some people really will fuck anything!

    +0
  • boppalilbit January 3, 2012

    NO, NO, NO It's I wish I had a pencil thin mustache!

    +1
  • biggertalk January 3, 2012

    do us a favor and just cut it off, you don't need it son.

    -4
  • massiveballs January 3, 2012

    that will put lead in his pencil

    +0
  • tonkpils420 January 3, 2012

    pcp will make u think even ur dick is untouchable

    +0
  • hatemail January 3, 2012

    Now i want to see him write something

    +0
  • ballzdeepnu January 3, 2012

    Its white fucks like this that makes even white people say (fucking white people)

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi January 3, 2012

    I hope he gets lead poisoning.

    +0
  • nh3kid January 3, 2012

    Its a little late for the Bris!

    +0
  • buttdarts January 3, 2012

    That thing is way bigger then mine :(

    -1
  • rockinron January 3, 2012

    must be getting ready to write in the snow.

    -2
  • drunkard January 3, 2012

    Hot for teacher.

    +2
  • fiercepierce January 3, 2012

    Fake, no blood!

    +0
  • erisnoelle January 4, 2012

    WHY???????????

    +1
  • thederp January 4, 2012

    this one's easy. he's obviously a new convert to judaism and he's just too shy to have another grown man perform the circumcision so he opted for this less socially uncomfortable option. what a whiz.

    +0
  • rodeye2 January 4, 2012

    Bad penis.

    +0
  • rodeye2 January 4, 2012

    His pee talked too much.

    +0
  • faceies January 20, 2012

    i knew there was a reason that i dident like school

    +0
 
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