Truck Tore Her In Half

If you try to take on a truck, it's going to win every time. I think I can see what she ate for breakfast. Once again, CrazyShit has reminded me to always look both ways before crossing.

25 Comments
  • frankdrebin January 3, 2012

    this should be a sales pitch for that truck

    -1
  • johnmadden11 January 3, 2012

    The king did the only humane thing and divided the hooker among them

    +4
  • crazyasshole January 3, 2012

    it destroyed the good half and left the bitch half!

    +5
  • sandgroper January 3, 2012

    i see somebody got the shoes

    +1
  • downunder69 January 3, 2012

    rook left , rook right ,rook left again

    +1
  • thestrangler January 3, 2012

    That'll teach her to not annoy the neighbour dog again. What a lovely mess! xD

    -4
  • lenny9651 January 3, 2012

    survival of the fittest, it's just natures way of improving the species, making sure the stupid ones don't reproduce

    +3
  • shadowchaser January 3, 2012

    I JUST GOT A NEW FUCKING PAINT JOB ON THAT TRUCK TOO!!! Fuck it, I am gonna sue the bitch's family.

    +2
  • crazyvet January 3, 2012

    We can fix it, we have plenty of spare parts.

    +2
  • biggertalk January 3, 2012

    fake.

    -6
  • asstro January 3, 2012

    She didn't make it, but at least she had the guts to try...

    +2
  • boppalilbit January 3, 2012

    We all have bad break ups where it rips us to pieces but this one must have been a really bad one!

    +3
  • unwell82 January 3, 2012

    Very colorful.....

    +0
  • tonkpils420 January 3, 2012

    the prostitue code of law stand on side of the street not in middle of it guess she forgot read her hand book

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi January 3, 2012

    She was in too much of a hurry to get home to make sammiches...her husband had just bought her a new bread machine. How will Pang ever get a sammich now?

    -2
  • motatwo January 3, 2012

    i hope it made a nice POP sound when he rode on her!!

    +3
  • nh3kid January 3, 2012

    Eeewwww! I can see your belly button from the inside!

    +3
  • matv January 3, 2012

    too many orientals anyways

    +3
  • rockinron January 3, 2012

    bet the moped didnt have a scratch on it.

    -3
  • drunkard January 3, 2012

    Shanghai or bust.

    +0
  • fiercepierce January 3, 2012

    greasy, grimy, Asian guts.

    +1
  • thederp January 4, 2012

    ironically, her bereaved husband is now considered the better half. xP

    +3
  • rodeye2 January 4, 2012

    What was she doing out of the kitchen anyway ?

    +0
  • nofnof January 8, 2012

    yea, I like the strawberry Jell-O with the little bits of banana in it...

    +0
  • flyboy3313 May 24, 2012

    dare I say it... she's only half the woman she was!

    well nobody else mentioned it...

    +0
 
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