If you try to take on a truck, it's going to win every time. I think I can see what she ate for breakfast. Once again, CrazyShit has reminded me to always look both ways before crossing.
this should be a sales pitch for that truck
The king did the only humane thing and divided the hooker among them
it destroyed the good half and left the bitch half!
i see somebody got the shoes
rook left , rook right ,rook left again
That'll teach her to not annoy the neighbour dog again. What a lovely mess! xD
survival of the fittest, it's just natures way of improving the species, making sure the stupid ones don't reproduce
I JUST GOT A NEW FUCKING PAINT JOB ON THAT TRUCK TOO!!! Fuck it, I am gonna sue the bitch's family.
We can fix it, we have plenty of spare parts.
She didn't make it, but at least she had the guts to try...
We all have bad break ups where it rips us to pieces but this one must have been a really bad one!
the prostitue code of law stand on side of the street not in middle of it guess she forgot read her hand book
She was in too much of a hurry to get home to make sammiches...her husband had just bought her a new bread machine. How will Pang ever get a sammich now?
i hope it made a nice POP sound when he rode on her!!
Eeewwww! I can see your belly button from the inside!
too many orientals anyways
bet the moped didnt have a scratch on it.
Shanghai or bust.
greasy, grimy, Asian guts.
ironically, her bereaved husband is now considered the better half. xP
What was she doing out of the kitchen anyway ?
yea, I like the strawberry Jell-O with the little bits of banana in it...
dare I say it... she's only half the woman she was!
well nobody else mentioned it...