They Love Their New Toys

The days of legos and rock em' sock em' robots are long gone. Third world kids these days get nice small pistols for Christmas, that will fit perfect in their hand. Now you kids go outside and have fun with your new toys.

  • azzholee January 5, 2012


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  • numberonefan January 5, 2012

    I had get a pistol too when I was small, but I like more to play with dolls.

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  • jakebrooksmofo January 5, 2012

    Why are white people born without rhythm?

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  • frankdrebin January 5, 2012

    don't worry kid. wherever you go after this life isn't half as bad as living is dfuohbdlgisgubliksdbglsdstan

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  • marcodufour January 5, 2012

    jakebrooksmofo Because most of them are Catholics !!! hahahaha get it ???

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  • wackinisgood January 5, 2012

    if they both shoot at the same time they can get 3 kills with 2 bullets.

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  • wackinisgood January 5, 2012

    good question jakebrook... btw Why are black people born with that stink?

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  • massiveballs January 5, 2012

    Dear Allah Clause, I would really like to get a game of Duck hunt for Ramadan.

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  • downunder69 January 5, 2012

    borats kids

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  • rocky71 January 5, 2012

    The Middle East should be a glass factory.

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  • shadowchaser January 5, 2012

    RE: NOF: You still have that pistol? If it is pre WWII let me have that shit so I can fetch a hefty price on the antiques market. I want a propane/LPG conversion kit for my work truck and I don't intend to dig the money out of my personal savings.

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  • lenny9651 January 5, 2012

    taliban R.O.T.C.

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  • ludenlasivius January 5, 2012

    But I don't wanna play jihad... why do I always get picked to be the Jew?

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  • unwell82 January 5, 2012

    Aww....they just grow up soo fast!

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  • rockinron January 5, 2012

    pull the trigger!!! pull the trigger!!

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  • crazyvet January 5, 2012

    Looks like they are practicing finding the soft spots.

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  • biggertalk January 5, 2012

    just boys being boys.

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  • asstro January 5, 2012

    If this were Texas there would be two dead kids...

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  • crazyasshole January 5, 2012


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  • johnmadden11 January 5, 2012

    After they say "manhunt, manhunt, 1, 2, 3" they can shoot him to win the game.

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  • nh3kid January 5, 2012

    Yeah. I think child hood is highly over rated , lets teach a whole fucking society that killing is great and Allah appritiates when you kill your little brother with a .380 , Praise Fucking Allah!

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  • drunkard January 5, 2012

    Abdulla is about to meet his first virgin.

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  • ohwickedwendi January 5, 2012

    When I was their age, the only things I had to play with were rocks and dirt. And I was happy. Damn kids. "Stay off my lawn!"

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  • southernpride January 5, 2012

    and for Christmas ha-bib and Hussein got slightly used makaroves.

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  • fiercepierce January 5, 2012

    Taliban firearm training, let the brain washing begin.

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  • thederp January 6, 2012

    it's kind of metaphoric, in the sense that arabs live there whole lives with a gun to their heads: "islam or death, motherfucker!"

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  • drummerer January 6, 2012

    "Gimme yo lunch money muthafucka!" Looks like my school when I was a kid.

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  • doinktheclown January 6, 2012

    jakebrooksmofo... Q: Why did God give Niggers rhythm? A: Cause he fucked up their hair!... Q: Why do Niggers smell so bad? A: So blind people can hate them too!

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  • jettech84 January 6, 2012

    Why are black peoples nostrils so big? Because thats where God held them from with his index and middle finger while painting them.

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  • killtacular January 6, 2012

    Why are niggers born incapable of fending for themselves without the government they hate so much hand-feeding them? Why do they scream racist when a white man sets up a fund for white people and scream "Segregation! RACISM!", but give all praise to a black man whom sets up a black college fund? Why isn't there a White Entertainment Television Channel?

    WHy can't Niggers quit pulling the race card every five fucking minutes?

    Why do niggers forget that it was their own people (AKA: AFRICAN NIGGERS)and not white men, who sold them into slavery to begin with?

    There ~are~ some good African Americans in the world. People whom actively contributed to the society they wanted to be a part of. The Lawn Mower, the artificial heart, peanut butter, etc.

    These men and women were African Americans.

    The rest of them are nothin' but shady, low-brow, good-for-nothin', lazy-ass, thug-life wannabe, anti-white, white-bitch-lovin', hypocritical, gangsta niggers. And you don't want to be a nigger! Cause Niggers are living contradictions! Niggers are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Niggers wax and wane! Niggers Love to Complain! Niggers love to hear themselves talk but ~hate~ to explain! Niggers love bein' another man's Judge and Jury! Niggers procrastinate until it's time to worry! Niggers love to be late! Niggers ~hate~ to hurry!

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  • biggertalk January 6, 2012

    ^tourettes much?

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  • ohwickedwendi January 6, 2012

    The name calling has to stop. Why make racial slurs when we can just call them what they really are: Assholes. Every race has them, every religion, gender, etc. Simple as that. And on the flip side of that coin, I agree with killtacular about there being major repercussions to segregated clubs and such, but it's okay for the minorities get major funding for their clubs and schools. Oh well...there we go, then.

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  • timmm January 8, 2012

    I like racial slurs, sterotypes, prejudices, sexism and all around distaste of people who are not like me.

    People! Why should we destroy what our ancesters built for generations? Keep the fun alive!

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  • gangstergoon January 8, 2012

    perfect kill all the faggots befor they are grown enough to have power

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  • cr4zy November 16, 2012

    damn wish i would of had one

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