Surprise, surprise, look at what we have here. She's all ready and waiting for me. I was going to piss, but that will be a little hard to do with my massive erection. There's only one to get rid of this boner. Hey, wake up! Or not.
a sign should say " if you want to hit this you can wipe my shitty ass or just use it for lube"
Adam, get him aroused then take a shit
Hell yeah, Adam!! If you haven't boned an unwilling chick before you have been missing out on some all time high fun. Ram that slut like you're were 16 all over again!
I see two pussy's :)
great bathroom accessory. can you get one at bed bath and beyond?
I believe she already has a bit of rug burn on her right knee
the only way adam would be happier is if when he spread her legs, she had a penis.
that's why i volonteer to clean the ladies room after the bar closes
nope dont need puked on.
She would wake up wandering why her pussy was so sore.
mary fire crotch is alone again.
shes gonna wonder why her ass hurts in the morning
Nighty Night Princess!
Looks like a fairly nice bathroom fuck her in the ass then check her pockets
C'mon now, guys...just because she's passed out on the toilet, doesn't mean she's a slut. She may wake up in the morning smelling a little like fail and bad decisions.
She's about to get lei'd for the second time tonight.
She's is fairly good looking, but she might have grunted out a few turds, and she looks like she passed out before she wiped her ass.
Dinner is serve
every guy's fantasy.
This girl is waking up in the morning next to me and my huge strap on!
I'd piss on her pussy...