Zombie apocalypse starter kit

So, picture this scenario, if you will. Your at home, in your office, trying to solicit sexual favors from numberonefan in the Crazyshit forums when you hear some strange sounds out side. You pull your pants up, clear your history, cookies and cache on your browser, so your wife don't find out your a raging homo. You look out the window and see zombies pounding your wife's ass out. So you grab your trusty .380 and your Zombie Max ammo and go back to the Crazyshit forums. After you securely lock your doors, ofcourse.

21 Comments
  • shadowchaser January 7, 2012

    Ah...you guys just discovered Hornady's new ZombieMAX ammunition? I heard it was very good for self defense against the non-zombie, hoodrat kind too. ZombieMAX bullets are essentially the same design as their Critical DEFENSE and Critical DUTY ammunition. A bonded JHP with a polymer insert at the nose to aid in expansion even if the assailant is wearing heavy clothing or behind drywall.

    +5
  • rockinron January 7, 2012

    i highly doudt that shit will stop NOF!

    +2
  • sikamikanico69 January 7, 2012

    imagine if COSTCO sold ammunition....i'd buy a pallet.

    +5
  • shadowchaser January 7, 2012

    Re: SIKAMIKANICO: Cabelas have them in bulk. They are the best outlet for any kind of sporting/outdoor gear.

    -1
  • numberonefan January 7, 2012

    @ Henry THX for promoting my pics, you are a good guy.

    -7
  • reddan January 7, 2012

    i rather have a shoot gun than a petty gun against zombies ..... too much resident evil

    -3
  • downunder69 January 7, 2012

    i,ll take 5 of em, the mother inlaws comming up in a week

    +3
  • chupamiverga January 7, 2012

    that looks like blank rounds. and if my wife was outside fuckin zombies thank god, hopefully they'll kill her afterwards. finally I'll have some peace

    +1
  • lenny9651 January 7, 2012

    do they come in silver? we have a bad vampire problem here

    +1
  • jimintn January 7, 2012

    If that's what you doing with Numberonefan you should use them on yourself.

    +1
  • crazyvet January 7, 2012

    If you carry it, THEY will come.

    +1
  • frankdrebin January 7, 2012

    Great story Adam - and when you run out of ammo you can use it to push your wife's prolapsed colon back in (unless of course her cock is big enough to plug it).

    +3
  • sirfartsalot January 7, 2012

    It is amazing what they put in the bottom of cereal boxes these days!

    +1
  • biggertalk January 7, 2012

    i'd rather use my ak.

    -4
  • ohwickedwendi January 7, 2012

    I kinda liked that...the gun, I mean.

    +1
  • tonkpils420 January 7, 2012

    shit my zombies got loose again dammit

    +1
  • ghosthunter January 7, 2012

    I bet they work well with Niggers breking into your house to.

    +1
  • fiercepierce January 8, 2012

    Convicted felons are not allowed to own or possess firearms. I just saying, so you know who understands.

    +3
  • lightsmoke January 8, 2012

    Im like pics, wut pics is this numberonefan talikng about, go look and want to throw up, then fucking wife walks in and sees gay porn on my computer and now thinks im a homo.

    +0
  • dozer67 January 8, 2012

    Nice....I hate Zombies and Numberonefan I can shoot them both.

    +1
  • faceies January 20, 2012

    thats bad ass

    +0
 
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