The San Francisco Hand Shake

We all know you should wash your hands after pissing, but you should also wash your dick, especially if you're planning on meeting some new friends. When they reach down and grab a hold of your johnson, you want them to be impressed with it's cleanliness. It's next to Godliness, after all.

22 Comments
  • urinanus January 10, 2012

    the homo handshake

    +2
  • lordsho January 10, 2012

    That's how whites greeted the indians

    -4
  • crazyasshole January 10, 2012

    mmmmmm dick! yummy dick!

    -2
  • rockinron January 10, 2012

    got that one from the crazyshit bathroom wall didnt ya adam!

    -8
  • tgarner January 10, 2012

    I wash my hands before I piss because I don't want to get my dick dirty.

    +6
  • coonboy January 10, 2012

    Awesome mullets!

    +3
  • downunder69 January 10, 2012

    butthead always said beavis was gay

    +1
  • onetime42 January 10, 2012

    That's a great sketch of gay twins. Well done.

    +3
  • atmydismay January 10, 2012

    Numberonefag would rip these signs down coast to coast

    +9
  • lenny9651 January 10, 2012

    that's how numberonefan greets everybody

    +11
  • biggertalk January 10, 2012

    damn fags.

    -2
  • crazyvet January 10, 2012

    DON'T ASK --------- DON'T TELL

    +1
  • fiercepierce January 10, 2012

    This is why I use the bathroom before leaving the house. That way I don't have to use the queer filled public restrooms.

    +5
  • frankdrebin January 10, 2012

    if I ran into myself like this guy, I just might jerk me off

    +9
  • soafan January 10, 2012

    BEWARE not washing your hands makes you GAY!

    +3
  • boppalilbit January 10, 2012

    Does the saying "if you shake it more than twice your playing with it" still apply?

    (feed all Fags to Somalians)

    +3
  • drunkard January 10, 2012

    Seeing this leads me to believe asians greet people by sticking their tongues in each other asses.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi January 10, 2012

    Due to the graphic nature of the picture, my brain purged the image, making me unable to comment on it....so I'll just call bigtalk a racist ass instead.

    +2
  • thederp January 10, 2012

    you said it all, mr drebin. ;0

    +0
  • gabryl January 11, 2012

    jay and adam does the second step then the first one.

    +1
  • highrolla January 11, 2012

    HAND 2 MAN COMBAT....WTF

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy January 12, 2012

    these guys havn't heard of adam and eve...its adam and steve

    +0
 
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