Teenage Mutant Ninja Fisters

A Ninja Turtle's life is all about pizza parties, dancing with Vanilla Ice, and punching drunk girls in the pussy. Just ask Michelangelo. It's not easy to get your fist in a cunt. It takes turtle power. And maybe a little help from Master Splinter.

28 Comments
  • downunder69 January 10, 2012

    use the nun-chucks as a double-ender instead michafagalow

    +5
  • atmydismay January 10, 2012

    I knew april was a whore!

    +0
  • shadowchaser January 10, 2012

    Holy fucking Batman...This picture is more fucked up than the NY Yankees playing tackle football with a lacrosse stick and a potato

    +0
  • tgarner January 10, 2012

    That's how I test them. If the fist don't fit then they're fuckable!

    +6
  • rockinron January 10, 2012

    not if the first dont fit then there gonna be to tight!

    -9
  • graveyard January 10, 2012

    she'll never get that turtle smell outta there!

    +8
  • crazyasshole January 10, 2012

    i know we live in a sewar but we can still play with toilet parts

    +4
  • lenny9651 January 10, 2012

    KOWABUNGA!!

    +5
  • boobles January 10, 2012

    He's shoving her turtle's head back in...

    +3
  • slippy January 10, 2012

    Now where did I leave those car keys?

    +4
  • yeayeayea January 10, 2012

    numberonefag ain't touching that pussy with a ten foot pole.

    +3
  • slipdry January 10, 2012

    5 in the pink!

    +3
  • tonkpils420 January 10, 2012

    judo chop

    +1
  • biggertalk January 10, 2012

    so the ninja turtles were actually white trash this whole time? fuckin yokels!

    -8
  • crazyvet January 10, 2012

    I really don't think that's a girl he's ramming his fist into.

    +0
  • toesrus January 10, 2012

    In the pink or in the stink ?

    +0
  • fiercepierce January 10, 2012

    Of course they were white, being super heroes is hard work, and we all know niggers refuse to do any kind of work.

    +5
  • frankdrebin January 10, 2012

    that's the sheath I would use for my sword

    +4
  • soafan January 10, 2012

    Master Splinter approves.

    +2
  • drunkard January 10, 2012

    Yee Haw!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi January 10, 2012

    The Olympics will allow any kind of gymnastic routine these days.

    +1
  • thederp January 10, 2012

    i hope she doesn't get shellshocked.

    +0
  • boppalilbit January 10, 2012

    Look at that 80's huge scuba fisting aqua man watch on his left arm

    +1
  • highrolla January 11, 2012

    teenage mutant fist-ting turtle.

    +1
  • godbluff January 11, 2012

    As disturbing as the Japs. Maybe we're due for a nuking

    +0
  • dumbnigger January 12, 2012

    Hi Mom!!

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack January 12, 2012

    What no pizza?

    +0
  • etdaddy January 14, 2012

    teenage mutant finger job, hero in a half shell

    +0
 
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