A Ninja Turtle's life is all about pizza parties, dancing with Vanilla Ice, and punching drunk girls in the pussy. Just ask Michelangelo. It's not easy to get your fist in a cunt. It takes turtle power. And maybe a little help from Master Splinter.
use the nun-chucks as a double-ender instead michafagalow
I knew april was a whore!
Holy fucking Batman...This picture is more fucked up than the NY Yankees playing tackle football with a lacrosse stick and a potato
That's how I test them. If the fist don't fit then they're fuckable!
not if the first dont fit then there gonna be to tight!
she'll never get that turtle smell outta there!
i know we live in a sewar but we can still play with toilet parts
He's shoving her turtle's head back in...
Now where did I leave those car keys?
numberonefag ain't touching that pussy with a ten foot pole.
5 in the pink!
so the ninja turtles were actually white trash this whole time? fuckin yokels!
I really don't think that's a girl he's ramming his fist into.
In the pink or in the stink ?
Of course they were white, being super heroes is hard work, and we all know niggers refuse to do any kind of work.
that's the sheath I would use for my sword
Master Splinter approves.
The Olympics will allow any kind of gymnastic routine these days.
i hope she doesn't get shellshocked.
Look at that 80's huge scuba fisting aqua man watch on his left arm
teenage mutant fist-ting turtle.
As disturbing as the Japs. Maybe we're due for a nuking
What no pizza?
teenage mutant finger job, hero in a half shell